Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Top comments
ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
sadiiztic 0
you shouldve looked into the barrel and maybe if you saw the nail in there you wouldn't have decide to shoot your leg with it.
bzett 0
Did it feel good? =P
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
so how did it feel like ?
sabiancymbol 1
nailed it
ilikeemsmall 4
Nothing like do it yourself acupuncture!
csmouton 3
wow. you might be a redneck
Kingkiwi 5
nice
skydawg5 0
best ever!
maverick21703 0
You gotta watch out for those nail guns. You mess with them, they will come shoot you in the leg, sometimes they just use baseball bats though. At least they only sent one, in a crowd, they start flaunting how tough they are and things go from bad to ugly fast. I have a friend on the LAPD nail gun unit, he tells me some gruesome stories.
niklaus1 5
feels good dont it?