Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Notre_Dame_714
United States
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
ZombieGirl0417
Jupiter, United States
Thanks Susan
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
sore
Australia
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
oww
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Ballin'
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Drizztreri
Imperial, United States
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
bbbkingsey
United States
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
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Serbia
Falling down
Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML
Jim
Badass
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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wh0teva 6
Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?
unfortunate_13 5
can you say that again? i didn't hear you
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Ashle1gh 14
So, does it feel?
Ashle1gh 14
So, how does it feel?* Fail. ):
VinoVeritas 18
I think you overestimate the calibre of the damage.
FarSide 23
So tell us... what does it feel like to cooter-punch your mother? Did she thank you?
enonymous 9
This week on Top Shot: Airsoft gun at 1,000 feet to hit the worlds smallest nut sack.
fanceh 10
What a terrible mom. Any good mom knows the armpits and ass cheeks are the best for shooting.
eminemchick 19
It feels like loss of fertility.
tona01 16
Ahh a mom's love...
LiveLaughFML 10
that's a hint that your mom doesn't want to be a grandma. :3
trevishere 7
This matters... were you wearing basketball shorts or pants?
sickjairo 7
1 you look darker then in the picture 5 haha who's that?
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
Lmao. She ain't raising no babies ! xD
craZgal321 6
90- thats rude to say u look darker then u actually are, maybe she likes that pic cuz she does look darker, why do u care?! you dont have to exclaim to the whole FML thats she actually isnt that dark. and ur pic is fake so stfu and go to hell
monkeebalz 0
Whos your mom? Casey anthony?
tatababe 1
Well that's what you get for not doing your chores
DoItLikeAKingDo 2
Hope you have your orange juice OP.
humorizer 14
I'm amazed at how she managed to hit such a tiny target.
ii_tayman 0
It doesn't hurt that much. Unless he was naked that would have hurt clothes basically block the bb
Deathhound 27
I bet it still hurts :o
BeachBoi_Alex 7
@15 Who the **** calls a pussy a 'cooter'?? Are you a virgin or something>? ****** weird.. OP's mom is a champ btw, at least she sounds fun.
shoopd 19
She call you numbnuts after, then teabag you?
AnthonyN 5
you're cute (:
alexzannder 0
Depends on the exact point of impact, sometimes horrible and other times u barly can feel it
emerluvsu 6
Great mom. Mine would be absolutely against airsoft.Great mom. Mine would be absolutely against airsoft.
unfortunate_13 5
can you say that again? i didn't hear you
cptmorgan6 8
I think he said "Great mom. Mine would be absolutely against airsoft.", but I'm not entirely sure.
BBGxBlondie 6
Could you say that again? It wasn't clear. Could you say that again? It wasn't clear.
TheBigFailer 0
This guy is serious, he said it twice twice
SCREAM4meeee 0
wait, what?
j_cat187 20
I've just been mind-******
oops_im_fucked 8
So... What's your mom's opinion on air soft?
Ethan223 8
Easy there Jacob two two
AnthonyN 5
You didn't hear him because he wasn't talking. He typed out the comment, so you saw it.
muchagente 5
i definitely need more info on that
Fruit_Dealer 9
The mom is a 5'4" caucasian woman weighing about 140 pounds. Her average speed is 3.23 miles an hour and her age is 43. The dude is a 17 year old caucasian male with about 5'11" of height and around 150 pounds of weight. Average speed 4.11 mph. The gun is a 1.33 pounds handgun made of 94% hardened plastic, average speed of bullets (0.7 mm) 30 mph. The weapon was held at 3'4" from the ground in an angle of depression of about 7 degrees. Since the shooter (mom) was standing 11' from the target (dude), the bullet followed a linear path all the way to the target's genitals. How's this for info? :)
Wheredidgrungego 12
47- I imagined that comment like the old roadrunner and coyote cartoons. Thank you for making my day.
muchagente 5
thank you, that's about helpful. now why did she do it?
NotAPedo 0
Apparently she wanted a daughter
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Pretty good for a ******' FRUIT DEALA
sabresrock 0
Awesome
TheDoctor10 28
Is it bad that the first thing I noticed is an inaccuracy? Airsoft is 6mm, and very rarely 8mm, but never 7mm
wh0teva 6
Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?
crinx034 0
Heres your sign
loserman67 36
I think she needs to kiss them and make the boo-boo all better.....
olpally 33
No.. Just no...
Wheredidgrungego 12
At least we haven't seen any of those godawful "wincest" comments yet.
kroekdog 7
Aaand that is why you will be a virgin for life.
No_LoveMM 3
Wincest.
shrimpyshrimp10 9
That's gross!!!!! Makes me wonder what kind of relationship you have with your mother.....
helene123_fml 0
how wuld u like that happen to u
RJM_isaBeast 0
Ew!
lidsthesquid 4
That's wrong on so many levels -_-
Nonibird 6
Airsoft guns don't hurt! They just sting a bit and leave little red rings of welt at close range. You'll be okay.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yea, but the op got shot in his balls, HIS BALLS. That's bound to hurt.
DocBastard 40
Nonibird, something tells me that you don't have balls if you're saying this. Anything hitting your balls hurts like hell. An airsoft pellet to the balls would hurt like a Mike Tyson punch anywhere else.
markymark1429 8
I have an airsoft gun that shoots 415 fps. At point blank that will make you bleed profusely. So yes, they hurt quite a bit
champjb 0
i hav an airsoft sniper rifle. shot in the balls... it hurts like hell. it makes people bleed with headshots
qtipthemighty 0
Yeah 8, you must not have a good airsoft gun because me and my friends end up bleeding most times we battle
ggdawg24 0
Yeah, that pain is probably the most terrible pain ever, like the equivilency of giving birth. It probably popped
SW500 13
Nah, it doesn't hurt as much as the bruises you get after a hernia surgery. Even a month later it still hurts when they move.
jdog1231 0
I was shot by my sniper twice blood dripping down both legs
THE_A_TEEN 28
#128 you shot yourself or your sniper man couldnt determine who to shoot? Glad he's not a scout sniper.
parkera 0
Dude u r either a gurl or have no nuts but it would hurt 10x worst in the nuts
Unlucky_Gun 0
Okay #8 you probably never even got shot by one before. Have someone shoot you in the diddlestick and see if you just stand there with your hands in your pockets since it 'doesn't hurt'. Seriously tell me how welts are painless
RainbowFormation 0
Pwnage.. Lmfao
perdix 31
Most women just privately cling to the notion that they are too young to be grannies. Yours takes action. If your mom takes up fencing, run away and don't stop!
allard 14
You have 8040 comments. For that sir, I respect you.
perdix 31
Thank you. What I lack in quality, I make up for in volume, Volume, VOLUME!
EnEl_Infierno 15
What was your mom doing with airsoft gun to begin with? Trying to get that pesky cat that knocks over your garbage cans I'd imagen. Lol. I couldn't picture my picture my mom playing with airsoft gun.
kareemroks101 0
You couldn't picture your picture...?
HU4L188 0
Cats are great
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wait why does he deserve to be shot in the ball's? By his own mom? Please, enlighten us o great ydi giver.