Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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Comments (55)
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
crudeandrudeguy 29
A little off topic, but it never ceases to amaze me how many people are on this site at all hours of the night. Take a minute break to wipe and there are already over a dozen comments on a new FML
Luluthus 41
Been there, done that.
bobbylops17 7
This is not a site, it is an app
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
You don't know yourself what FML is, do you?
WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
ohSNAPyall 27
You probably could have taken this on faith without more testing.
coming back in the future 30
How did that happen?
Whatapuffchild 23
Well no shit
Queen_bee1234 21
2016 does not like you.
Babysheegoth17 8
This happened to me as a kid. The worst.
Zarcissa 34
Hopefully you did not break the fingers on your dominant hand...
prettygurl89 16
Ohhhh my gosh! I hope you heal up quick cuz that shit sucks :(
jeffprobs 29
Once a trunk hit my head, and i swear it hurt so bad i could feel my individual cells committing suicide
chuka81 27
Once I got knocked on the head with a baseball bat. It was painful.
blostrich_ 19
I've accidentally smashed my thumb by closing the car door on it and then having my mom accidentally lock the car. That's as close as I get to trying to understand your pain. I'm sorry OP, hope you heal fast and rest well.