nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
Always wear protective gear
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
norpedo
Cleveland, United States
Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
does it sound like a penis hitting it?
Summer17 0
I bet you're mad.
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Comments (102)
Summer17 0
I bet you're mad.
WhySoOblivious 0
Well don't keep us guessing.. What does it sound like?!
sugarr0babby0 0
That must of been just pleasant... OW xP
48Connor 10
Noo... hes happy he got a hamer to the head..
NeatNit 33
Hand.
48Connor 10
lol i read it wrong.. OPPS
redfayl 0
I read head too lol
fakeaccountX 6
"Doink"?
craphappened 4
It went "OW! WHAT THE ****??!! **** THIS SHIT!!! _insert_all kinds_of_profanities_here_!!!!!!!"
NatDancer2010 0
I've hit my shin with one...I feel your pain :( broken bones for sure
veebabii96 0
too funny
CallMeHush 1
Thwap!
skating4life 0
I read head
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
does it sound like a penis hitting it?
DaveEPIC 0
lol.
jrad1982 0
ha nice!!
zukinihudini 0
how would you miss a nail or whatever you are hammering that much
Vanilor_fml 5
LOL! Why on earth would you wanna hammer your own hand?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
ok, who let the retard out of it's cage?
EpicPear 0
^exactly
Daileyyy 0
@Therealfamilyguy why post the same thing twice.... jackass.
Pandora9321 0
Oh, well, you know.. Maybe it was an, I dunno, ACCIDENT? Sheesh. Are you that stupid?
buttersthelorry 0
maybe he owed money to the mafia so they had to give him a taste of what would happen next if he didn't pay up soon
Ninjafriends 1
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
huzzzzzzahh 2
#7 that made my day.
ariel_xx_aos 0
congrats, want a medal ? fag x
xXDubbleChic 11
ouch!!!!
brandikinz 4
seen at least 10 of the same pictures. and I'm friends with the girl who that is on fb. so yeah just saying. ouch op:(
KaleidoscopePope 0
I'm friends with the same perrssonn too? o.O
Jimboom 12
I'm guessing the sound it makes is "YOOOWWWWWCCCCHHHH!" Followed with some expletives.
teameminem 2
haha
DaveEPIC 0
Did you like the pain?
skywalker66 0
Well, duh!
CloneXD11 3
Chicken Butt
valri3 0
The sound of you screaming like a little girl?
iSayNopeToDope 0
Hammers don't make sound.
instnt1nfction 17
true, true
nicholasfd 7
the only thing that makes the sound is the object it hits