Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.
iBanana 17
Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.
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ThomasBombadil 31
Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.
PIGaming 21
This always use to happen with me as a child. I did something that my brother or sister didn't like, they would start crying and I would be punished.
iBanana 17
Well my brother ran me over with a snowmobile and blamed it on my GROWN ASS neighbor and my mum believed him and actually went to court about it. The lawyer was really cool, he had a marijuana plant dude smokin' a cig tattoo.
isuckwithnames 22
I was the little brother and I would get yelled at for everything. The best part is that my brother could do whatever he wanted.
AutumnHerondale 14
I'm not too sure about that one....
MidnaLink 35
Did they prove is was your bro, Banana?
theDopestChiick 8
bastard
Skylae 14
Don't forget little sisters can be pains too
Skylae 14
Is it that same guy from that other fml . He got drunk and let his brother in law give him that tattoo ...
prototypesnipe 4
#41 yes.... that was the point
cryssycakesx3 23
I used to yell and scream at my brother in my sleep. he got in trouble a few times because they didn't believe him until they witnessed it themselves
traviscool 12
I see what you did there...
erypto 8
you are actually stu pid
jonfrenzy 10
Look at the FML above this , we found your lawyer
pureaphrodisiac 4
my 20 year old brother hasnt even "grown up" yet
incoherentrmblr 22
#41, Yeah, we can go from Chile to the USA in mere minutes b/c OP's the Flash...
magicman13 9
Spank him.
tranced_ 45
I like where this is going
jkmartinjk 16
You shouldn't...
krissajulia 10
But then that brat will tell his parents and op get in bigger trouble
niallo 23
Actually, the next time he throws a ball at you, pound him with it. Tell him you have nothing to lose as he's going to lie anyway. You're going to be grounded anyway, so you might as well do what he accused you of doing.
Erandus 1
I did this to my brother when we were younger. I told him if he's gonna get me grounded anyway that I would beat his ass for it.
billionair11 20
Man that kid needs to learn to be truthful. I hope your parents don't believe him on everything
jonfrenzy 10
Like drake and josh
not_happening 11
If he isn't nicer someone might actually throw something at his face...
MrSassypants 34
and it would probably end up being himself again.
applebramble 22
And the blame will probably be on you again...
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Stupid Hurts
rogwest 23
Should've whipped his ass an made the grounding worth it!
skyeyez9 25
I agree!
meepmerp 20
I hope he broke his nose
Raidriar 14
Since you already got in trouble for it, might as well actually throw a basketball at his face. Double jeopardy.
skate2125 4
I know how you feel. My parents are the same way with my little sister.
warsun 27
They always say that we pick on them D:
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm 18 and my 12-year-old sister antagonizes me to no end. When I tell her to shut up, I get a "Hailey! That's so rude! Don't tell your sister to shut up!" Yet when I ignore her I get yelled at as well. I can't wait to move out (due to more than that...). Can't yet due to financial issues but I'll be so happy when I'm finally away from that black hole of negativity. :/
tranced_ 45
next time do it for real..
LtShineySides 4
There's always a way to get back at them... Always.
BadApple88 29
Time for a revenge prank
LatvianPride 16
Wow...I'd say turn on the cold water when he showers? Like my little brothers never lock the door when they shower, so I can sneak in and make the water cold. They get PISSED!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
That's rookie shit. Wait until a couple minutes into the shower and cut the hot water off from the water heater. Then they can't get it to heat back up.
ThomasBombadil 31
Word to the wise, don't piss Shamus off. Hardcore.
cryssycakesx3 23
you'd turn on the hot water for it to run cold. and it doesn't have to be in the bathroom.
DanielleinDC 34
Get a cup of cold water and throw it on him when he showers. Or flush the toilet while he's showering. Try to frame him for stealing your stuff.