Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
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whackingsoup 9
now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".
CaptNomNom 17
Man that Is just a retard
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CaptNomNom 17
Man that Is just a retard
abbyelizabeth 9
So THAT'S why I've been finding mysterious melted ice-cream all over my pantry after birthday parties....
WowUStupid 0
This is why we eat cake AND ice cream. Not ice cream cake
Victoire_W 0
I know right! Who da **** walks into a DAIRY QUEEN to buy a NORMAL cake?
Keyman1212 14
You mad bro?
bizarre_ftw 22
38 - she probably saw their commercials and thought "ooh everyone will be so happy with me!! :D" *walks into store* "one cake please" *hands her cake* *goes home, hides it in cupboard* *party time, opens cupboard, melted cake, crying kids* *goes into DQ and bitches like a mad woman* "m'am we only sell Ice-Cream cakes here. It says it clearly on the freezer, which, by the way, is a freezer. It says it on the banner above, all around the store, in our commercials. M'am, it Even says 'ice-cream cake' in big letters on the box along with a warning 'refrigerate at all times' I'm sorry, but, how exactly were you Not informed that we sell solely ice-cream cakes?" *woman realized she's wrong, bitches some more, is carried out by security* ^_^
bizarre_ftw 22
On another digression: why is no one worried about the kids that had their birthday, or whatever, ruined by a dumbass mum!?
Youdrongo 0
Since when does a DQ have security?
Keyman1212 14
Did you take speed before posting your comment? I think you may have just had a three/four way conversation with yourself.
mishkaroni 15
#61 exactly! But she probably can't read, doesn't have cable, and takes meds that always make her cold so that she thought the freezer was really a glass cabinet.
rallets 23
ice cream and cake and cake
LadyClarik 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
In all fairness, they do look exactly like a normal cake...
you_and_me_fml 8
Yes but the op walked into a place that sells soley ice cream, buys a cake out of their freezer (which more than likley says ice cream cake on the box) ..there is really no excuse
xgetxbentx 13
Whether it looks like normal cake or not, she bought it from dairy queen, and at ever dq I've been to, it says ice cream cake on the freezer.
HomeAl0ne 20
Ice cream? They're made out of ice cream?? Shit, all this time I thought they were made out of Queens.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
And you can feel how cold it is right through the box. Should raise some flags in your mind.
williamwheat37 0
I work at DQ, seriously, the cake display freezer thing is set at -30 degrees
SpicyDuck 22
In all fairness, whether it was ice cream cake or not, most cakes need to be refrigerated if they aren't going to be eaten right away.
whackingsoup 9
now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".
numbers878 8
Stupid bitch. No? Ok I'll leave.
abbyelizabeth 9
Flutterbitch
Buttsexpirate 9
Stupid bitch uses dumbass bitching. It's super effective! OP uses common sense. No effect. OP faints and loses half of his money.
kaykay20 0
I was just stating that I found it gross that your stores accept back any item regardless of it's condition which only had to do with the first part of your comment that was about your town. Had nothing to do with the second part actually about the fml itself so don't see why your replying to me about it.
kaykay20 0
Oops was suppose to go to 24.
Notimetobleed 14
Stu-pid bi-tch, I think I got the spelling, now all I need it pronunciation lessons and I'll be on my way.
wilsontws 18
"All purchases are non-refundable, ma'am." :)
Zomg_Okay 27
I don't know about where you live but where I am, its actually illegal to tell someone there's no refunds. It doesn't actually matter as the customer has no grounds to demand a refund on, but being the annoying little shit I am, I thought I'd point that out.
Sammiches 12
I'm feeling a bit peckish now.
kaykay20 0
Some things are meant to be non refundable for a very good reason like novelty toys and panties after being worn. I'd hate to live where you do with every store having to take back those used items.
Zomg_Okay 27
21 - When I said the customer had no grounds for refunds in this case, I thought it was clear there would be other cases where refunds aren't an option.
ambamm135 7
Where do you live 24 so I can avoid living there. For all I know the panties I buy here were used before.
carmenm 6
Hahaha what an idiot, should be her Fml how embarrassing
sydneylol 7
Since when did Dairy Queen make cakes?
Randy84 10
94- since forever
Enigmax2514 7
You know what they say: ignorance is bliss... No wait...
The_Troller 14
If ignorance really is bliss, then why isn't the world a much happier place than it is now?
Enigmax2514 7
We gotta petition they remove this saying from the books then.
takeapieandrun 9
Maybe she shouldn't be hiding a cake in a cupboard and should instead be buying it when she actually need it...
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Or it could have just been a few hours before the woman needed it.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Oops. My bad, missed the "last week" part.
miserypoison 13
"Customers are always right".. Pfft, customers are becoming more obnoxious and self-centered.
Randy84 10
No, just some people are stupid and need to be put down.
NoNotTheFace 8
-It's ice cream cake, ma'am. ICE CREAM CAKE??? I DIDN'T ASK FOR ICE CREAM CAKE. THE CAKE WAS A LIE. And I said "WAS" because the cake MELTED. Because SOMEBODY gave me ice cream cake. Somebody needs to whip a bitch.
Miss_Attitude96 24
(At Dairy Queen, day of purchase) Cashier: "Ok, here's your cake. Be sure to refrigerate it when you get home." Woman (thinking to self): Why the hell should I refrigerate a cake? GEE I DON'T KNOW! :O maybe because it's an ICE CREAM CAKE.
xcarxcrashx 9
Why would you refrigerate ice cream? Wouldn't you stick it in the freezer?
Miss_Attitude96 24
I meant put it in the freezer. Whatever, it's all part of the same refrigerator unit.