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France
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
hot coffee
Farnham, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Anonymous
Yucaipa, United States
Double trouble
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
allison_fishing
United States
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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nycy 0
Well I guess common sense really did die.
Schizomaniac 24
Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'
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Comments (242)
Garay 0
really? it was only sitting in a hot car all day...
reddwarf_fml 0
lmao. and I thought I was the only one
freshkid 0
you're funny :)
Fabby_fml 2
And how long did it take you to discover this amazing fact?
TyIsGeek 0
it's called common sense. maybe you should try to get some!
cavalos94 0
no really???????
EmpressAventias 0
Ha Ha, my life doesn't suck anymore after reading this comment. I'll see you guys never!
darude908 1
where the hell do you live op that it's still hot enough to really heat up a car in November?
jawjuhh 6
Somewhere around Australia maybe? It's been hell hot over here lately xD
Cinn_fml 23
Not to mention I'm fairly certain the date "10/08/2010" doesn't fall in November, whichever way around you read it. I think it's dated the US way, which would make it October.
MunChiChi 0
My eyes just got watery reading this!!
s3xymoma 1
goofy guy