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France
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
hot coffee
Farnham, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Anonymous
Yucaipa, United States
Double trouble
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
My__life___
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
allison_fishing
United States
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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nycy 0
Well I guess common sense really did die.
Schizomaniac 24
Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'
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MoustacheHat 0
Think, man, think!
oPR0t0TYPEo 0
Holy shit tht sucks
DesiGir324 0
ouuuuuch. doesn't sound too pleasant OP
bayonet 0
stupid people like you shouldn't breed
iRyanJr 0
Why do none of my comments I hit 'reply' to show up? I bet this comment won't even show up at the bottom either. Anyone else with iPhone/iPod having this problem?!
ghadir 2
#153, i have that problem when i sometimes comment too...but im on my mac computer..so maybe its an apple thing? haha
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's just a bug in the site's system. I haven't had that problem when I use Safari, but in the app, some days none of my comments show up on the first try. I copy everything before I hit send, just in case I need to resubmit.
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, the comment bug seems to be being particularly buggish at the moment. The main problem is that some comments get assigned the same number, and so the comment thread will only show one at once and they tend to alternate, which also means that you can reply to one comment and it gets sent to the other of that number. Others do sometimes simply disappear. I think I've just proved I've been around too long. Oh well, term starts next week. :)
iRyanJr 0
Ahh, thank you ladies.
wrest13 0
That happened to me with chapstick.
ryderburt 2
not if it's cold out! ohhhhhhhhh ! get served bitch
lollieslollies 0
ouch!!! i hate when you leave lip gloss in the car and its all melted and it juust oozes on your hand and it burns.
randomchickkk 0
haha
omfgitsbug 0
no shit.