Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Double trouble
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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nycy 0
Well I guess common sense really did die.
Schizomaniac 24
Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'
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Comments (242)
SuperRichFish 6
ouch ouch ouch ouch, many people saying ydi but you'd do it yourselves.
bloobelly 0
wouldn't you feel by the bottle how hot it is?
stfuyssb 0
if it shattered the windshield how did it slide up the windshield and into the sunroof?
suppressed08 2
11's obviously use eyedrops before *rolls eyes*... But the OP's been a retard - surely you can tell it heated up from touching the bottle..
SooShee 0
Duhhhhh
EbombPimpin22 0
ur a fool
ssalama04 0
your a dumb ass!
ZombiesAreForeve 0
Well uhhh.....theyre liquid, right? Any liquid gets hot when sitting in a car in the heat all day. Common sense. XD
ashylarry102 0
maybe you hat have rotos. they burn hella bad
ElOres 2
YDI for being retarded