Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, I told my dad that my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving in together. Without missing a beat, he looked at my boyfriend and said, “Brave man. You sure you want to sign up for 24/7 mood swings and hair in the drain?” My boyfriend laughed. A little too hard for my liking. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
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expertsmilee 26
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Well... If you got far enough with the dad for him to come onto you, I'd say you failed too :p
cheeeksss 29
What?
PencilTips 19
I would say the boyfriend failed... his intelligence. Either that or he's trying to make up a break up excuse.
ChopSuey444 20
I'm not gonna lie, I read "came onto" as "ejaculated" the first time and had to re-read. This app has harmed my reading abilities
tintarroja 31
What kind of a test is that??
Crazyjohnb 23
Its a test you cannot pass, No matter what
the_real_dvd 21
Exactly. It's almost like the Salem Witch trial. "Throw her in the water, if she doesn't drown she's a witch. If she's a witch, burn her with fire." I think OP just found herself a couple of head jobs. Now she should make herself available for someone who's not so insecure.
FalconWhitaker 20
The "Heads I win, Tails you lose" test. Flirt with the dad and you're unfaithful; don't flirt with the dad and apparently you're not attracted to partner in 30 years. OP, have a word with your boyfriend. I won't say break up because I don't know the details of the relationship, but serious conversation tie at the very least.
Soniarita 18
run, run away as fast as you can
cheeeksss 29
**** running. I'd be hopping onto the next flight out of there. This is just... I am at a lost for words here.
jgmack27 8
When you see crazy, cross the street.
lonely28 20
That's ****** up OP
AninOnin 24
Red. Flag.
LeashaJoy5595 28
I don't know if it's just a flag anymore. That's got flashing lights on a billboard screaming "Get out now!"
G6Fari 18
That's a horrible thing to do, sorry OP And you aren't the first person this has happened to. ****** up world
nickie_94 18
I'm mad his dad agreed to that mess!
sooner3019 12
Sounds like the start of a porno n
stitesy29 18
How the hell did he get his dad to agree to that?
syki 22
Dad was hoping OP would "pass."
amileah13 26
Creepy as **** that's for sure