Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
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Comments (95)
Madrias 36
Of all the things that I've heard (and seen) brothers do, that has got to suck.
KFCisHealthy 0
piss in his cereal
percawesome 0
That is so evil :( I can imagine the pain... my contact solution has peroxide in it x[ If you don't let it neutralize long enough: *tsizzzzzzz*
PuppiesFTW 5
if i was you i would point a lightsaber laser at his eyes -_-..... just a thought.
silvermoonstar3 3
Ehh, the OP is lying. I had vinegar put directly in my eye via eyedropper (my mom thought it was the eyedrops but had vinegar there because I used to get swimmer's ear), was forced to keep the vinegar in my eye for a minute or so, and it was perfectly fine once I rinsed it out. The only way it would still be burning (which really, it's more of a stinging) is if the OP kept doing this. Also, whiteboard cleaner is WAY worse.
animejen1988 9
The vinegar could've reacted with something in the contact solution to produce something that would burn.
folgy 10
Rub chillie all over his underpants every pair he ownes and wait for the screams
GiggidyPants 0
TOMAHAWK HIM!!!
claiiire_fml 17
42- OBVIOUSLY. wow.
squirell_AIDS69 0
If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!
BoredomKillsinc 0
agreed. make him pay. every single day
hockey_girl10 0
Why the he'll did it take until the 2nd contact to realize it was vinegar?!?
koalallama11 6
Right on!
Mischief109 11
72- sometimes a contact stings your eye when you first put it in. Especially if you rub your eye wrong
jordonkay 0
Haha burnn :)
sugarycupcake 0
lol win!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.
glitter354 0
WIN! Be sure to use the unscented kind or the gig will be up.
at1325 0
out of all the comments, I think this is totally the best option, op you really should do this. it will make his dick burn like he'll when he goes to jack off
JamieLT 22
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
jordonkay 0
I would do something bold and embarrasibg for everyone to see
unidentified_sta 5
Bold, why bold? Unusual choice there. Unless you were talking strategies to deal with a bear attack of course...
unidentified_sta 5
I wonder if my reference is too subtle... One hint: Doritos.
BahahahLOL 0
DORITOZ > FRUCKING EVERYTHING
hawaiiroots808 0
what an ass...I agree with number 2
All_For_Love 0
what a jerk! >.< fyl
moi101 0
ouch
awsomeroncat22 0
make him pay i'm talkin pain missery and embarrasement hide waterproof video cameras in the shower take a video of him taking a shower then put it on the enternet
ydi_4_suking 20
If you get kicked square in the dick it doesn't hurt as much as getting kicked straight to the balls