Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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rends 0
Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:
babyydolly 0
you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.
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iReadFmlsFml 0
FIRST
jess6blondie9 3
You're cool.
CitrusGirl 0
FIRST... to be lame.
iReadFmlsFml 0
Hopefully that wasn't written in sarcasm. One of my LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE is to post "First" on any sort of blog/video, etc, and in doing so hoping to alienate people
jess6blondie9 3
It was written in sarcasm.
sterlingarcher 1
haha your awesome for being first!
iReadFmlsFml 0
That's too bad, if it helps anyone feel better, I found myself annoying, I gave myself a thumbs down
jess6blondie9 3
Good job. I gave you a thumbs down too.
littlemissFYL 5
why were you wearing your contacts in the shower?
sterlingarcher 1
19.. lol I'm sure people found you annoying too
jess6blondie9 3
Way to point out the obvious, 32;).
sterlingarcher 1
35.. haha thanks ;)
SeasonedLemur 5
I think the only person you're alienating is yourself you stupid ****.
sterlingarcher 1
40 that's uncalled for
cgchamp89 7
Oh yet another picture of abs... lol oh so funny.
jess6blondie9 3
40 - Honestly. Does calling someone a **** make you feel big about yourself? No need to be rude.
sterlingarcher 1
43 haha I think most pictures on fml are of abs lol :D
rends 0
Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:
babyydolly 0
you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.
jakeisawake 3
You're not suppose to let them get stuck in your eye either. What if it melted into your eye, and you got super powers? Your power could be that you can look at a person and see the dumbest thing they did that day. Oh boy, I hope I never run into you.
oh_McE_yousofine 2
Where's Professor X, Cyclops?
oh_McE_yousofine 2
Where's Professor X, Cyclops?
wintamint101 7
get it out...
mintcar 10
U mad?^
natalieb534 0
I know right!!! lol
natalieb534 0
I know right!!! lol
natalieb534 0
I know right!!! lol
jakeisawake 3
#80; The "do you see this" sounds like you are grabbing for attention under 2's comment. I gave her comment a thumbs up already.
bubble25_fml 5
but the latter part of your comment doesn't have anything to do in response to 2, so in a sense you also just posted to get your comment to the top....
isaidexcuseme 0
sticky situation
rends 0
haha , I'm a guy (: .
jakeisawake 3
I'm commenting all over the place on this FML. I'm sorry for putting my comment at the top in reply to the person under #2. The rest of my comment was just a random thought at the time.
jakeisawake 3
Oh shit you are a guy. My bad. Haha
sterlingarcher 1
hahahahaha
sterlingarcher 1
anyways.. I wear contacts and your not supposed to wear them in the shower.. or if your going to get water in your eyes..
jakeisawake 3
#109, what are you laughing at? :D
sterlingarcher 1
113 at your comments lol
mfmylifesrsly 30
is it bad I'm tempted to put soap in my eyes so I can cry bubbles?
clarkie_boi_8494 0
use bleach to get it out
Pshhyah 7
I wear my contacts in the shower all the time. Get over it! :)
Relalith 1
94 - What are you supposed to be?
j_cat187 20
damn 11
FMLISTHEBESTAPPE 0
your not supposed to get your contacts wet or else they will crack in your eye and you will have to get surgery out- well at least for mine :)
YacL 15
I f**king love bubbles. Like that moodlet on Sims 3 when you're in the hot tub and it's all like "Ooooh... Buuuuubbles...". I wish I could cry bubbles
Gstone 4
169 - what kind of contact do you have?!?!? if the anyones contact gets wet it either moves or falls ofd not ckrack in your eye... im sorry it just doesnt seem possible, unless u have glass contacts
_Oblivion_ 12
169, ur eye is has water on it or tears or something. im guessing ur talking temp. wise?
mockingjay_fml 0
uhmm .. they can obviously get wet ... you put them In contact solution when you take them out which is "wet"
zowieandzander77 1
I don't know what sort of half ass eye Drs some of you seem to have but you absolutely CAN shower and swim with contacts in.
iloveyouu_24 0
Well 2 sorry I'm a little late but I ******* love your picture there buddy.!! ;D
HeavyMetalViking 0
I wish I could cry bubbles, problem is my eyesight is too sharp. :(
sterlingarcher 1
203 haha your pic is hilarious! :)
KittehGirl 3
i hate contacts... having to touch your eye.... i just wouldnt be able to do it...
thepicoeater 1
and tears are pretty wet
vyben 3
you get over it eventually
sterlingarcher 1
yeah it was never really weird for me because I can touch my eye without it hurting..
livin_plur 0
245- I think ur one of the few ppl who I think cud pull off a septum peircing sorry just thought id point it out u shud think about getting one if ur into peircings lol
LOL0LOL 1
#11 no one listens to that law like people who wear braces still eat crap they're not supposed to.
sterlingarcher 1
253.. I follow that rule
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
203: I rather enjoyed that one.
leeshxx 3
80 I agree with you. people need to learn not to attention seek by just posting something unrelated on the first comment. attention seekers
CherryBomb511 3
I've actually lost a few contacts while swimming when I was younger and yes dumb. So yes you can swim with them in, but not very successfully if your vision is as bad as mine when they fall out.
kyarush 10
damn #132... you fine lol
kopboy1 0
I thought that initially, but with practice you can put them in comfortably and first time
Idonebeenhad 17
Ydi for wearing contacts in the shower...
HighAsTheStars 0
mah nickname is Bubblez
Rainbowjumper0 12
Favourited the FML just for this comment
DarkCvengence 15
it's more of a choice it's safer not to I wear mine I n the shower
CRrawsum 7
That sounds incredibly painful...
cheapluxury 4
Extremely hard days at work usually are...
tktom7 6
that's what she said
cookieyum22 0
that was stupid and made no sense
cgchamp89 7
^^agreed.
snade 0
you don't shower with contacts in...
kaykay9080 5
Sarcastic little bitch.
CRrawsum 7
Geez o.O
Soloman212 28
I wear my glasses in the shower, so that I can see the bugs I'm grooming out of my fur.
tyty123_fml 0
exactly they tell yew that when yewr doing yewr trial !
candyland4704 0
I just read your "About Me" section and seriously? Before you call yourself a "spelling Nazi" learn the difference between "your" and "you're".
ScaughtieHolden 11
Oh shit that's awful.
ceinaworus 0
pfft. I papercut my eyes an then pour vinegar on them, simply to make myself better than I already was. (even though Iam already pretty much perfect)
Tcaret300 12
The ****??
geminiTwin4 3
wth??
ImTotallyAsian 0
145- You'll be BLIND then!
tbrizzy 0
shit.......did it hurt?
ReynshineCutting 10
I've actually had 2 papercuts in my eyes before. Don't ask lol.
jess6blondie9 3
Ouch! I hate when I get shampoo in my eyes. That hurts.
cgchamp89 7
Does this happen often?
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe..
jakeisawake 3
Yeah, I hate it too. I remember getting the L'oreal no tear shampoo for kids. Lying bitches. I still ******* cried.
cgchamp89 7
lol... oh. Well in that case, I feel for ya.
jess6blondie9 3
Agh! Don't believe them! They always lie when they say no tears.
jakeisawake 3
Indeed they do. You'd think I would have learned by now and stopped getting it in my eyes on purpose.
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe you'll grow immune to it after you burn your eyes enough! ;)
jakeisawake 3
Hmm, I never thought of it in that way. I shall continue splashing away. :D
jess6blondie9 3
Good idea!
cgchamp89 7
Actually, it's probably a terrible idea. But let me know how it works out for you! ;)
jakeisawake 3
So far no difference. :D Ah, White Sox fan? Just when I thought you were cool...
cgchamp89 7
Oh no... don't tell me you're a Cubs fan...
jakeisawake 3
Lmao, do the Cubs even have fans still? Braves fan, Braves fan. Even with the shitty record they have.
cgchamp89 7
oh nvm I just saw you're a Braves fan. I'm okay with that... I'm a Chipper Jones fan.
jakeisawake 3
I'll have more respect for the White Sox if they either place first in Central, or get the wildcard and kick the Indians out this year.
cgchamp89 7
Don't count on it. They can't seem to win a game with an amazing roster... lol we shall see what happens.
jakeisawake 3
Gah, I know what you mean... Fackin Braves.
_yarrrr 0
not a chat site.
FailBear920 19
_Darrr
jess6blondie9 3
You boys and your baseball..
GeneralGreivous3 0
I've had way to many personal experiences with shampoo in my eyes so that has definitely got to hurt OP
Garyy_fml 11
I like the Reds. Yeah...
jakeisawake 3
#167, if you know a thing or two about baseball you can always join the conversation. :D
hook_em 0
I'll join the baseball conversation just saying
royalleaf 4
Blue jays!!
illmatic2 16
I can't believe that I'm saying this, but...... I'm a Mariners fan. *walks away with head down in shame*
uncbballwins 0
Don't hate on the Cubs bro. People don't go to Cubs games to watch baseball... They go there to party
jakeisawake 3
I don't mind the Blue Jays. They have Escobar; he didn't do too much for us towards the end, but he sure is helping your team.
hook_em 0
well the cardinals of they ever get going can be very dangerous
jakeisawake 3
Cardinals kicked Brave's ass the other day... More than once.
hook_em 0
the cardinals have a stout lineup especially in the middle surrounding pujols they just need pitching and the braves need another dominant arm with some other big hitters chipper just can't do it anymore he is getting quite old
jakeisawake 3
Sheesh, it's a pitcher we need. That and for everyone to have their bat going at the same time. Heyward, McCann, Prado, and Uggla are doing legit. Our closers have been sucking ass though.
GreenRiver_fml 9
I'm a cubs fan. Any of you got a problem with that?
jakeisawake 3
Haha. I'm surprised you don't have a problem with that. :P
Freeze_fml 17
I had a relative in the Cubs.
kyarush 10
whoa. hello beautiful
ashleykay94 7
ouch that sucks guess it didn't help much did it?
roger507 0
YDI!! grow up man!!!
megz21 0
ur a douche that ***** painful!
jakeisawake 3
I ******* love your picture Megz.
pickles1994 18
megz!! you have same birthdate as me OMFG!!! :D we rule!
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
your quite a douchebag
KkoolAid 0
#7-how about you grow up first
birdman09 0
yay!
ImTotallyAsian 0
You're a douche
dancer_whos_whee 0
noo. he isnt a douche. i vote YDI. youre not supposed to shower with your ******* contacts in. anyone who has contacts would know. (me) if you dont know that, gtfo.
pickles1994 18
Megz has same birthdate as mmeee
keyofdestiny13 24
#320, you can shower with contacts in
LISS19 2
at least u have permanent good eye sight :)
bubblekitty 1
just wondering? why r u taking a shower with your contacts on? not trying to be mean! just asking
cgchamp89 7
I do it all the time... it's usually not a problem. unless of course you get soap in your eyes. In that case, YDI.
Kyze_Ninja 10
I always put my contacts in before I take a shower, but if I don't I'm pretty much blind.
bribearr 6
me tooooo:)
camlz 0
some people do shower with contacts in cuz they dont feel like takin them out then puttin them in 10-15 minutes later
buffblondie 14
She may b new to contacts. Who knows. >.>
deceivedandlied 19
I have to shower with mine in. Blurryness + Steam = Me somehow getting hurt.
wayham22 3
how on earth!!! that's awful fyl