Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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Top comments
JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
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Comments (125)
AKBIGCAL 0
Dats just downright nasty...
lahp 0
get your prostate checked... (involves a finger up your bum... but hey u get health checked and doctor gets some fun every one wins )
KristinKhaos 0
haha. the op is a girl. just saying
d4m4s74 12
if OP has a prostate, SHE has bigger problems
cmac86 24
girls, this is what happens when you don't wait for marriage.
shan_2012 0
its called urinary incontinence, and its mostly experianced by women after childbirth but it can affect anyone. Go to your doctor pronto, he can fix it with surgery.
Leprecon 3
Kegel exercises, look them up. They make your pelvic muscle stronger, and that just might be what you need.
thisseemsfishy 1
Thank god the NHS is free right? They'll consider this a reasonably high priority too as it sounds severe and would be classed as having a significant impact on your life (psychologically speaking). So go see your GP and I'd imagine you'll have an appointment with a specialist asap.
Georgiepudrocks 0
I live in dorset too :D
cthulhu1138 1
Make an appointment with a doctor and pick up some adult diapers while you're at it.
bs_spotter 0
It took you that long to realize you reeked of piss?
katrinaa_13 0
ROFLLLLLLLLL yeah FYL .