Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
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Comments (125)
DameGreyWulf 1
And this is why we visit a gyno every now and then...
fringle 0
Well it wouldn't smell much different because technically sweat IS pee; it's the same stuff. But pee sometimes smells more depending on what you eat.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh yes, this, though I think even normal piss smells different from sweat. Sweat tends to have a higher salt content, yes? And of course, sweat isn't made of waste product... But typically normal piss doesn't really smell strongly, but it does depend on your diet. If you eat lots of salts or sugars, your piss can easily smell... if I remember correctly.
trebizond 0
uhh lolwut. thats like saying water is pee. they both contain water, but thats about the end of the relationship, isn't it? my understanding is sweat smells bad because it provides a super place for smelly germs to breed. pee smells because of the urea and waste products. and doesnt smell if you drink alot of water either. obviously.
ShadowlessSilenc 1
Both contain urea, actually. And so depending on the relative concentrations they could be pretty similar.
yowzerz 5
have you ever seen those commercials for catheters? i think they're aimed at you...
i2osie 0
can anyone say kegels. . . and squeeze and realx, squeeze and relax, sorry had to say it. . .
XanimalloverX 0
You have an overactive bladder. Go see Your doctor
melissa_10 7
ewww....
HUFILMER 0
Well, you can save money on the summer water bill and just walk over your yard for a few hours instead of putting out a sprinkler
Everlasting_fml 0
LOL.
rachexl 0
i didnt know women had groins :o oops
hogermite 0
no control, really? I find that really hard to believe - I think you meant you aren't conscious of it or don't notice it, because otherwise you would have been pissing your pants all your life. if so, do what they did in the old days and shove a tampon up there.if it doesn't fit, you aren't pushing hard enough.
alkanechain 0
Women don't pee out of their ******. Fail.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Female anatomy fail.
DameGreyWulf 1
Or does he actually think you can put a tampon up your urethra? How about you try that for a condom then, hog.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Probably. Won't he be surprised when he tries to have sex with a wiminzfolk?
leisl14 0
it is possible to lose control.. it's called incontinence.
hollyletmeout 0
guys, thats the joke.
EMTchic 14
uhm . . . You do realize that a womam does not urinate through her ******, don't you ???
clockworklolita 3
Oh geez, poor you, that's got to suck horribly :( Get youself to a doctor soon as, I'm pretty sure there's stuff they can do to help. (IIRC there's an operation to help with weak bladders, which might be an option for you, but of course you'd need to look into it properly and discuss it with your doctor first and stuff).