Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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Top comments
JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
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Comments (125)
scateice 0
OHHH SHITT :O
redbluegreen 41
More like, "Oh piss!"
roflcobra 4
Lots of things cause this, some are real serious. If this is true stop posting and go see a friggin doctor*. (note, doctor =/= acupuncturist, chiropractor, herbalist, healing crystals expert, shamen, or Reiki healer).
redbluegreen 41
You forgot gynecologist and mom. But that's okay.
lahp 0
dont forget crack dealers and hobos with a large supply of cough medicine oooo oooo and lucky underpants :)
famo5 5
haha OP. oh, pee. geddit? ^_^
WTFpancakes 0
lol...yup
sadiesykes 0
ew wait I don't get how that would happen but yet I don't wanna know
DoingItWrong 0
Try some kegels
karenmarie 0
Are you fat?
flinkpamingo 0
Grow up people, it happens. Thankfully there is medicine that will help.
amstillives 0
YDI for not wearing diapers!!! BiTCH..
Lightz_Camera_Me 0
So u couldnt tell the diff. between piss and sweat? Come on now how old r u
sparklypumpkins 13
At least she can spell.
nittrobug 0
they call them depends...
cheapsheep_fml 0
:/ that suckss.