Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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Top comments
JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
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Comments (125)
fakepolice 0
got an iPhone? there's an app for that... lol
Atamix 0
LMFAO i bet there is
mercury42 0
FYL :( That sucks!
TheLittleOnion 18
True true. FYL FYL
kezzstar 0
Unfortunately, being a woman means that these things could happen. I suggest some pelvic floor exercises.
portlandrima 0
granny panties ftw! and chew your food
ifreakingsparkle 0
get some depends or something. thats kinda gross.
Turnip_Girl 0
That sucks. :( Hope you find something that helps!
xdeelishus_ 0
FYL for sure... adult diapers! and wouldn't you notice that you kinda smell like pee? o_o
CurtisTheGreat 0
If you're actually serious, it's most likely because you're working your kegel muscles. My guess, is that she needs to be working her's in order to get that under control.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Yeah, doesn't the smell of piss set your nose and others' off? Sounds like a glandular thing. Are you morbidly obese?
plexico 4
Man! Finding out something like that would piss me off! Well, find yourself a guy whose into Golden Showers. Tell him to bring his loofah 'cuz he's going to be there a while.
j_rock1981 0
Lmao, usually I kind of just skim over your posts. Not because I don't like them, but because I'm usually getting into a fight with someone on here. But this one made me literally laugh my ass off.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Plexico, it appears we've found another one who has some rough, kinky sex. It may not be a UTI, but I've just convinced myself that she burst her small intestine with a lot of crazy penetration. Edit: you're right, Mercy. Patience can be a virtue, though not in her case. :]
dspadres 0
Just make sure that guy checks his loofa for any cockroaches first. Sigh...I'm making references to past FMLs. F*ck my life indeed.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Oh, Mercy, you just brought tears to my eyes. :]
redbluegreen 41
It's not far back enough of an FML to feel ashamed. When you're going back to the Brittney, bacon lube, and dog humping, start to feel bad. Or proud.