Health and Poopoo peepee: Plumbing issues

Plumbing issues

By oops - 25/01/2023 03:00

Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML

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Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML

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Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 25 January 2023 3:15

the fact you're a v might be why it's happening, your pelvic floor is weak because it's not getting any exercise. start doing kegels

dreams2383 18

Thursday 26 January 2023 8:09

it's called kegal exercises. they will fix your problem

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Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 25 January 2023 3:15

the fact you're a v might be why it's happening, your pelvic floor is weak because it's not getting any exercise. start doing kegels

JackWood 20

Wednesday 25 January 2023 6:37

Use it or lose it. js

dreams2383 18

Thursday 26 January 2023 8:09

it's called kegal exercises. they will fix your problem

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