Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML
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The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!
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Welshite 40
You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.
melbournearsenal 18
I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)
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Comments (71)
littlekellilee 45
I feel like that would only be okay if you worked in a doctor's office, and even then that's pushing it.
ninjaqueen101 18
That's not even appropriate waiting room talk. Nobody needs to hear anybody's bathroom habits.
BillMurray_fml 12
As long as you don't cross the streams it's fine.
littlekellilee 45
I meant one doctor talking to another, or a doctor's receptionist asking the doctor. That's why I said "working in a doctor's office".
melbournearsenal 18
I presume you must've been quite pissed off ;)
Bano360 25
NO! NO MORE TERRIBLE PUNS!!! Not sorry for caps.
Welshite 40
What about helmets?
Angio113 10
Let's not forget sombreros!
Medd_fml 13
A good fez, I think.
then000bster 16
I prefer helmets.
M3DIC4T3 29
Yay I'm the only one wearing a party hat to this reunion!! :)
Welshite 40
You mean sharing pee-pee stories in the office isn't normal? I need to apologize to my co-workers.
DrownedMyFish 18
Forget that! You mean to tell me that not everyone has a burning sensation afterward?!
starile 20
I thought the dribble-burn was perfectly normal dinner conversation.
emilycb93 12
Tell your coworker to get that checked out.
Doritozilla 20
"if it hurts when you pee then you probably got an STD" lol.
anonomot 11
um, STD much? ew. gross. way tmi.
efettes 19
That doesn't necessarily mean he has an STD there are plenty of other things it could be. Something as simple as a bladder infection or a UTI
Fitzinator1995 13
burn baby burn!
TyT63 12
that would've really rustled my jimmies
golden_warrior 23
Why the **** does he think anyone wants to hear about his troubles?
kathryn14 19
He should probably see a doctor..
justmeCee 16
Sounds like dude either has a UTI or an STD. Tell him that in front of the whole office since he don't seem to mind everyone knowing tmi about him. I bet it will shut him up pretty fast too.
WhiteCrimson 23
Sounds like an UTI, but then again a definitive diagnosis is only confirmed by tests. OP could tell him to go and ask his doctor for a fillets catheter, Maybe then he will shut up after insertion.
TheWildRover1 12
or possibly prostate cancer
olpally 33
Some people are just too honest to a fault like that. What a creepy thing to talk about. Just walk away slowly.