Today, I meant to prank my boyfriend with a fake pregnancy, but when he walked in, he had his elderly mom with him. She saw all the pregnancy stuff I’d set up for the prank and got so excited that she had a stroke, and is now in a vegetative state and might not wake up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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poopface82 25
And see, this is why pranks are bad, especially fake pregnancies. Please hit yourself in the head with a shoe.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Be sure to tell his mother what was so funny about your prank if she ever wakes up.
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poopface82 25
And see, this is why pranks are bad, especially fake pregnancies. Please hit yourself in the head with a shoe.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Be sure to tell his mother what was so funny about your prank if she ever wakes up.
RichardPencil 32
Get rid of mother-in-law: CHECK!
mike3775 39
What is it with the younger generations thinking it’s funny to play pranks involving pregnancy, suicides, abductions, etc? I enjoy a good,prank, but some things were and always should be off limits
Justkidding100 41
whether or not this was a good idea, that is a completely insane result that you could not have predicted. truly FYL
clair_brodie 35
Faking a pregnancy is a gross thing to do
bear7722 11
don't ever prank about that shit yo
Haldu 50
Ah yes. Pregnancy announcement induced coma. Such a common, well known and absolutely real condition.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
A fake pregnancy is NEVER a good prank to play on someone. FY boyfriend's mom's life.