Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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turtlemonkey 0
whens our date?;)
hatesfate 6
When they drop...
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Comments (111)
Mooish 18
Did you lie? Even if you didn't it's nice he said sorry.
notjustanybody20 9
Wow. that must not have sounded wierd at all! I like your idea of an ice breaker :D
blackheart24 10
If the guy didn't laugh at this then he isn't dating material. This FML made me laugh out loud! Nice diarrhea of the mouth OP ;)
effy19 7
my mom always says honesty is the best policy.
FMLshark 12
And here we have a perfect example of a Freudian slip.
blaackandprouud 20
Well now we know your relationship will work, you already told him something notable about yoursel. In the first sentence.
JocelynKaulitz 28
He probably liked it anyway.
LMA0 5
36- are you suggesting that the OP actually likes balls in her face? I'm pretty sure she doesn't or she wouldn't have wrote the FML in the first place:p just sayin:p
CadillacPimpen 6
46 your too literal for your name.
pinky78711 5
Thats what my dad says because he dosent like saying the F but me and my brother say umm nooo its LMFAO
davy187 0
lol it really isnt that bad of an icebreaker
Idonebeenhad 17
Hey, at least you accidentally hinted that you're interested :)
Forlorn420 9
Great fml. I hope he jumped at the opportunity haha
MyCleverName 2
60- *you're
ugh_a_lug 7
Cool story 66.
kitkat789 2
93-guess what NOBODY CARES!!!!!!
hollers444 0
Id ask u out after that
turtlemonkey 0
whens our date?;)
hatesfate 6
When they drop...
MedKits 9
Ouch.
krewer21 1
Damn, cold!
thelastavailable 13
14 made my day xD
dohboi 2
When they drop on your face!
TheRealOF 4
GotHeem
stevenJB 25
Damn that was the biggest shut down I've see seen! Haha
Harmonyx 4
If they ever become friends, he will probably not let that one go.. I wouldn't.
HahaYDI 0
That awkward moment when a funny comment gets dwarfed by an even funnier comment making fun of the aforementioned comment.
ddddddddg 9
I've never laughed so hard
wuzzup969 2
OP Epic Win xD
NagatoPain 4
Well I hope after that you both had a conversation at least and a date :)
Guren 0
He knows you're DTF now, you're in!
l0v3p4in 7
This will be the story your best friend toasts to you two at your wedding. Cheer up! You'll bring a smile to all your guests' faces and a horrified look to your mother's.
Eiregal2 10
What does DTF mean?
TheHaHaNoGuy 5
I could be very wrong, but I'm guessing from the context it means "date then ****"?
Mandy0325 1
It means down to ****...
Guren 0
It means "down to (graphic word for sex)"
sophsoph97 8
Down to ****!
DontClickOnMe 28
Oh I'm sure he likes you already.
AugustBurnsToast 14
He and I'm sure the rest of the team know what's up now.
EnmityKnight 2
Sometimes we say what's on our mind
l0v3p4in 7
Freudian slip.
kdahrouj 6
That's what she said
igive 29
in my mind we just high-fived.
MsSoulReaper 27
Yes, she did indeed said that. Lol
RedMosquito 4
Just lucky he didn't reply, "me too."
richy90255 8
... In bed
kdahrouj 6
On top of a tree
supimnyancat 9
Well that's one way to break the ice.
FMLandurstoo 9
...or her nose.
CookieGirl4ever 13
Aww, that awkward moment when you realize what you just said. FYL that sucks.
CookieGirl4ever 13
I'm not sure how that sounded ... but I'm sorry if it sounds mean or sarcastic ... I actually meant to be sincere but I'm sorry again if it sounded better in my head.
KMtheDrummer 6
You're apologizing for being sarcastic? On FML?!
sarahlouise0506 10
So might he OP. you could be in luck!
twisted_cherub 14
Maybe I'm missing something, but... If he likes balls in his face, how is that lucky for her? I'm pretty sure that means they won't be dating.
emilydotawesome 1
I'm fairly sure that 10 thought OP was a guy... Not sure why though. :/
syrcuse05 11
I think 10 meant the player likes balls in her face.
louielove19 4
That shmucks :(
funnynesh 10
So does your comment :(