farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fmylife
United States
But… why?
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Beaky
Canada
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
sarah
United States
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
FlowerPower
United States
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Anonymous
Clydebank, United Kingdom
Booger block
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
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kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
GypsyRover 0
Cool. I'm in Phoenix.
mrosew442 10
a mint up your nose? pretty soon there's gonna be a foot up your ass! ... I know, I don't do it as good as Red.
ChromeCaviar 0
What are you going to put on your résumé? 'Dumbass'?
s0m3guy2010 21
If it's a Mentos, you might as well pour some diet coke in your nose as well to see if the combination will make it explode.
s3npai 0
Minty boogers
shorty_gurlie 8
Did it hurt to get it out?
cjguthrie 8
Ewe y would u want to know that I am a dude and I think it's nasty
cjguthrie 8
Ewe y would u want to know that I am a dude and I think it's nasty
armywife0609 4
lol seriously what are you 10? you deserve it what did you expect pleasure?
lashanafaye 10
More like are you 2? My little two year old puts objects up his nose.
Llama_Face89 34
50- you're 15...with a 2 year old....?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Next time you could just take a menthol nasal spray. Clears it right up.
CuteGinger 2
Or a.. Mentos nose spray! *giddy laughter*
SilentTreatment 7
Was it Mentos or Deltoids?...
bitchwhore 20
*Altoids Deltoids are definitely muscles :)
Gia1o 4
Lmao
kate1238 9
Mentos would be a lil big wouldnt they..tgat is unless you have enormous nostrils
Enslaved 38
Live and learn. Yeah, sticking Red Hots in other places will burn you down there, too.
Llama_Face89 34
I take it you've tried that? :P
Freeze_fml 17
There's really nothing that feels good shoved up your nose.
False_Stupidity 42
Except maybe a finger, digging for gold. That feels quite satisfying...
DumbAss182 6
You‘re an idiot.
tessie1423 0
Says dumbass182