Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Top comments
twinny_sc 13
At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."
JukeboxValkyrie 19
It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.
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Comments (97)
aurynforever 14
Beavis was crying.
thantomaniac 0
Reading that comment gives me the unmistakable feeling that I am missing a reference.
Suchagoonnn 4
Huhuhuh. Beavis cried.
rallets 23
beavis definitely cried
RussianFox 13
I did not Butthead
SpruceDread4578 13
37- SeaNanners!
Damn_Hippster 11
You gotta love Beavis and Butthead :)
aurynforever 14
You were moved.
toxicpinkcandy 10
It will go away... Eventually? Maybe... ? Lol
iam_yummylicious 12
My mother loves Botox. No it won't. Or it hasn't in her case. Possibly because her face is 40% plastic, 40% bitch, and the remaining percentage is from a mixture of sacrificing babies, eating souls, and destroying happiness wherever she goes.
toxicpinkcandy 10
Sounds like my kind of woman ;)
iam_yummylicious 12
You might possibly be her kind as well if you have gold for her to dig.
Stallion91 6
Charlie sheen? Is that you?
DjeePee 25
I've heard that normally, it will go away in a couple of days.
SpruceDread4578 13
10- You're just really ******* strange. Not even funny as well. Terrible mixture.
save_da_whales 0
#9- Wow sounds like you don't get along with your mom at all
Keyman1212 14
Yeah Botox is flushed out of your body in a few months.
drewfus2 6
Its active ingredient is Botulin, the most deadly neurotoxin in the world. Nine pounds could kill every person on Earth if evenly distributed. Now you know.
TwitchingNebula 17
61, did you know that 27% of statistics are made up on the spot?
YacL 15
66- I thought it was 47.4138% of statistics were made up on the spot?
TwitchingNebula 17
It's not, actually. It's 29%.
Daralea 21
Awww, someone has mommy issues. But yea, it's not going to go away anytime soon. Should have read the fine print... or in this case the capitalized large print that is main cosmetic use of Botox.
truebrotrue 7
I heard it wad 41%
TwitchingNebula 17
Nope. Still 22%.
Noogie 2
#66 #71 #72 , You are flaunting your ignorance. #61 is right, and if you manage to create a FML account you should even be able to google "botulin".
sonicgreg 12
Everyone here is overgeneralizing.
MwahFMLS 6
:O
nikl 6
Derpppp :?
twinny_sc 13
At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."
lizabethp 11
Win!
thatssomeBS 9
15-Fail.
HomeAl0ne 20
"Hey, Pete, why the pained expression? Are you pushing lead logs out your butt or something?" "No, no, I'm fine. Better than fine. See, no sweat! No sweat!!"
qwerty8788 4
Omg really? :O
qwerty8788 4
:O
nikl 6
Dude u did this face once :O what makes you think it is funnier the second time? :O
thantomaniac 0
At least your facial expression matches the nature of your predicament.
kimmiekimmiekong 0
hahahahahaha
deviable 9
It's better than "constipated".
MissMae93 23
Uh, you're 4 comments too late. Nice try.
deviable 9
Doh!
nikl 6
I think that is my line
salsa324 0
Trolld
AunteyN 4
That's kinda what Botox does.....
JukeboxValkyrie 19
It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.