farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fmylife
United States
But… why?
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Beaky
Canada
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
sarah
United States
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
FlowerPower
United States
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Anonymous
Clydebank, United Kingdom
Booger block
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
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kaostheory6890 0
And I learned that there are, in fact, people who are dumber than house pets...
kate1238 9
Atleast you didnt put it any a different hole...
mrosew442 10
I did this when I was 4... with a bead. I take it you're not 4?
dansco 25
Now try several up your arse! You will smell sweet for ages lol
Dust_In_My_Bum 1
Dumbass
loopsy_fml 14
My sister stuck a bead up her nose. The ambulance came, shined a flashlight up her nose and saw nothing. So she went to the doctor who took tweezers and pushed it right out
awesome446 0
it's like snuff
sabriina112 0
What kindergarten of a stupid dumbass would do that.. Fukin retard lol
funnyshizz69 2
That was probably the dumbest choice...
alinka_fml 0
either you are an immature teenager or just a retard. either way, ydi