Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
But… why?
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Booger block
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
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iyazwoodfle 4
Today, I learned how stupid the people of today are. FYL.
sweetheartslim 0
I snorted fruit pnch crystal light once... It was the worst pain of my life, my eyeball literally swelled, and red mucus was coming out of my nose and draining into my throat. All day at school.
419 0
What the **** were you thinking...?
icxiibunnie 14
Why on earth would you even decide to stick a MINT up your nose?!? Is it not obvious enough that you really shouldn't be sticking things up your nose? Like maybe a child might be tempted to do these things but, the fact that you can come and type it here shows that clearly your not. Honestly, you deserved it.
NotDave 0
I spent a while trying to think of situations that would warrant the sticking of a mint up ones nose. What I came across was that it's never ******* necessary to put a mint up your nose.
gracefield21 7
really? a mint? what the hell were you thinking?
Sophaloaf1079 3
Thats just so dumb. Why on earth would you do that?!?
nemoK96 6
why would u do that?!
smitzer 7
It also hurts to snort pop rocks 1 min soothing next aww it ****** burns as your slamming ur head on the table
ethanmasters44 5
Ever snorted a crushed up tic tac hurts like a bitch