farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fmylife
United States
But… why?
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Beaky
Canada
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
sarah
United States
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
FlowerPower
United States
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Anonymous
Clydebank, United Kingdom
Booger block
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
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RaquelW 7
now that's a fresh idea.
OfficeNinja 5
Well at least you learned something. Not anything useful. Not at school. Not math, science, or literature. But at least it was something! Please don't have any kids.
bizarre_ftw 22
Okay. So... mint in nose. Bad idea. *checks off box* Leeeeetttttt's Trrrrryyyyyyy......... Wasabi in ******. . .... TBC
tmfokker 13
I actually tried that too one time when I was drunk. Yes, it hurts. And your nose will probably start bleeding, mine did.
GypsyRover 0
That's one more product that needs the "for external use only." sticker on it. Good job! You are now "that guy". :-(
mrsayuso 0
Lmao love it ... My brother in law were just talking about all of the idiots that cause companies to waste billions of dollars on stupid labels for morons...... Way to impact our economy retard . :)
MeganCello 8
But...the point of a mint is to eat it. So saying it's for external use only would be incorrect.
mrsayuso 0
Do you want to have a play date with my 20 month old? He just discovered how bad it hurts to stick potato chips up his nose. You guys have alot in common :)
Danie_Steadman 0
Common sense?? Lol
chels1994 11
....why. just why
asscheaks 0
I have to do it now...
KiddNYC1O 22
At least when you ride a crowded subway the riders won't sense your bad breath even if you close your mouth.