farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fmylife
United States
But… why?
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Beaky
Canada
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
sarah
United States
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
FlowerPower
United States
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Anonymous
Clydebank, United Kingdom
Booger block
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
dumb ass *red foreman voice*
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Nico1929 5
I WAS CURIOUS!!!
changesinme 0
it's not easy being minty
iam_yummylicious 12
Today, I lost faith in humanity even more. FML
awagh666 14
So many places to stick things in, and OP sticks it up the nose. Tsk tsk
Choose_Wisely 5
if it was one of those peppermint patties.. whoa...
FreshlyCut 0
Why so curious george?
WillyHorse19 4
I moderated this one :D
bizarre_ftw 22
(16) Today, I learned people still have faith in humanity, WTF
FarSide 23
Like a breath mint? Or the kind they put in the bottom of men's urinals?
trollfaced 2
Altoids - curiously strong mints
rdvfyubuyg 1
I putting a tic tac up my nose but it doesn't hurt what the hell?
MondRubberduck 24
Curiosity is the Cats death
ladyvader401 5
I sincerely hope you at least made some money off your friends in exchange for that one.
yankfan89 27
If not she is an idiot for doing it for free
fiju 15
why would you do that? -.-
neverletup21 2
Question is,y WOULDNT! He do that!?
himoonkey 8
**** 105 I was gonna say that >:L
himoonkey 8
**** 105 I was gonna say that >:L
lil_ham1644 29
She
toxicpinkcandy 10
Did u mistake it for coke?
Nico1929 5
It's a mentos... They're the fresh maker...
FreeDrawn 7
because coke always goes up your nose :)
bizarre_ftw 22
44 - kid, you're 15. You realize by now what kind of coke they meant
deviable 9
Sticking something up your nose is always a bad idea.
salsa324 0
Orly because I stuck a mint up my nose and it got stuck. Ok it is a bad idea!!!!!
pedosmurf 7
When I was little I put a popcorn kernel in my ear but I was five you have downs
bacon1043 3
Future doctor over here!
DynamicDave 11
Dang the mods are fast. Comment I had here is now irrelevant.
bacon1043 3
Future doctor over here!
Lanaee123 0
Dumbass
Draxanoth 15
Now when you sneeze it will be minty fresh!!
Clubkicker_fml 0
You don't need to say it twice