Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Top comments
xRegretItAll 3
At least no one saw that.. (:
Isabel312 0
awe. I'm sorry. maybe just a habit. I do it too.
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Comments (102)
KaanTech 0
what a loser i mean not the fact you live alone, but the fact you forget about i wish i were living alone too, it is very cool
RideOrDie1248 0
You need a roommate? :)
Mitcha857 0
failtamorama!
Starcuse 4
Is this the same kind of situation when one would lock the door even if they're the only one home?
caviar_fml 2
at least someone didn't say "I'm in here!"
HeavyMetalViking 0
At least you knocked, your imaginary friend wouldn't like it if you barged in.
chocolatechocha 8
eh, habit. I tend 2 say "you too" to a cashier after every transacation when they speak cus out of habit I assume I heard "have a good day" when some now throw in a "thank u 4 shopping at.."
BooGhosted 0
ok I'm sixteen living at my parents so don't call me crazy we also live on a farm but we have 40 cats :D
BooGhosted 0
noooo this was supposed to be a reply to 21 who replied to 12! Now I really do look crazy!!!!
rbubbles 20
crazy cat lady from the simpsons!!
agummere796 0
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EverybodyHatesCh 0
FAILbulous
jeremey602 0
you need company