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Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
MaltWarrior 32
Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.
blahblabbity 19
he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.
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Comments (21)
MaltWarrior 32
Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.
Glowworm56 27
That man may be taking the term "open house" a bit too literally.
RichardPencil 32
Does he come with the house?
blahblabbity 19
he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.
carriegirl098 16
Hopefully you didn't like the house too much because that image is never getting out of your head
manb91uk 22
Awesome! Some people would love to own a house elf! That’s why he wasn’t wearing clothes?
beanfreek 13
The naked man: Works 2 out of three times
DanielleinDC 34
You maybe should have knocked. I mean, another prospective buyer could have been using it.
Glowworm56 27
Yeah, but this man was completely naked.
Lobby_Bee 18
He gonna sue for sexual harassment.
leeloo7 22
Lol
acmariner99 25
So I take it you’re not buying the house then?
_ali__cat_ 14
wait...did people already live there?