Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I spent minutes trying to open my apartment door before realizing I was one floor above my own. My terrified neighbor watched me struggle with my keys through their peephole the entire time, until he yelled "I'M CALLING 911!" and I realized where I was. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML
Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
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hannah1203 2
lol freak
maccamcrbja 5
lmao! You fail. :) But s'all good.. we all have those kind of moments at some point in our lives 0:-)
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Comments (126)
Zmeilerr 22
oh
Selena_is_back 7
1# really? "oh" is all you have to say? lol
rallets 23
you should get LifeAlert or something lol
Zmeilerr 22
I feel lazy today. :P
dropdeadtrollin 0
I was going to be 1st with a long thing then my Internet wen out. and alll u have to say is "oh".... http and take your fail with you.
Zmeilerr 22
i can comment if i want. too bad. get over it. idiot.
dropdeadtrollin 0
oh
ladies_man217 0
you *****
Zmeilerr 22
#26, imagine using onstar for being stuck in your bathroom :D
KingDingALing 9
"Hello, this is Onstar. What is your emergency?" "I'm locked inside my bathroom! Oh my god! HELP!" "Try to relax, ma'am. Have you tried to unlock the door?" "...no..." "We appreciate your service. Even though you are the dumbest customer we have ever served. Goodbye."
Zmeilerr 22
lol #40
Selena_is_back 7
*throws raccoons at trolls*
GaryBusey1121 0
did u give yourself a upper-decker?
neversayYES 0
"you are so dumb.. you are really dumb fo' real" :)
rallets 23
#37 youre right..OnStar is a better choice :D
neversayYES 0
59 .. your pic is creepy. js
Zmeilerr 22
63, yours us very pretty
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol 58(:
neversayYES 0
66, WHY THANK YOU :) .. yours is uhm, okay I guess ? :p
dropdeadtrollin 0
#63 he looks as though he would rape someone... correct?
neversayYES 0
69, exactly my point! at least I'm not the only one who thinks that :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy
GaryBusey1121 0
The rapist look is in ladies where have u been?
Zmeilerr 22
#68, I know I hate my big lips -.-
dropdeadtrollin 0
#70, got man? ha.
GaryBusey1121 0
I love them
Bee_fml 2
Keep it respectful guys. We have a private messaging system. :-) Thanks!
Zmeilerr 22
apologies bee :-)
GaryBusey1121 0
sir yes sir 1,2, moving on sir
neversayYES 0
wtf all my comments were moderated :/
MissErikaHart 0
80, it's fun to break the rules
Zmeilerr 22
84, complaining will just get you banned. trust me it's never worth arguing with the mods.
ladies_man217 0
was that comment directed at me 75?
TheWhiteDemon 0
Comment moderated. (due to irresistable hilarity)
Bee_fml 2
Our rules are set in place. If we keep it clean, things will run smoothly and everyone will be happy. If you have any questions, concerns or confusion, feel free to shoot me a message. :-)
rougeofwar 0
84 I like your hair :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
91, he said rapist, not rapee!
dropdeadtrollin 0
my 1ST moderated comment. ^_^
buzz18 7
lol i can relate
john7h567hgrd 0
I agree 84 is really pretty
Fenton 0
word, you can run n tell that
sexybeastsexybea 0
sooooooooooo basically u were retarded for a WHOLE 15 MINUTES!!!!???? fyl. get over it.
onecutechick101 0
your stupid
onecutechick101 0
heyy
jawman 0
u r the one who wrote comment moderated not the mods
ohthebloodygore 16
157, irony?
MrE23 0
huh
novair 5
eh?
Zmeilerr 22
wahhh????
Selena_is_back 7
hmmmm???
Zmeilerr 22
#48, i keep thinking your name says Selena_is_black, lol
neversayYES 0
55 ... well selena has black hair, soooo ....
MissErikaHart 0
hair looks brown to me
Zmeilerr 22
anyway I'll continue the chain now. hehhh??
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Uhhhh?
_TONGAN_ 5
61- is that your real picture because it looks like another girl from google...but if not then your hot!! hey I rhymed!!!!!
coNsperAZI 4
shhh
hannah1203 2
lol freak
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
lol ****** awesome picture
MidgetMonster 0
Stoner!
IrishWildMan 3
You are worthy of a Darwin award my friend.
Sayhwhat 0
why would she go over survival skills. she would be in a bathroom with acsess to water.
meestershane 0
haha great picture dude
penismightier 3
im in my disney shit, goofy flow
warpig182 0
Only a girl would need survival skills in the bathroom. Or shes just a freak.
melpo 0
What would you have done? None of you can understand because none of you were there. You don't think about what's right and wrong when you're just trying to survive. Right and wrong, those are just words... they don't mean anything. When you look around at you and all you can see is death - And all you can feel is the hunger. What would you have done?
mclovin12194 0
haha, this isn't a fml this is an epic fail
blankaex 0
195, she was locked in a bathroom. She did not "see death all around her". And if you can't keep a level head when stuck in the bathroom, you're obviously either retarded or very paranoid... Or both. And in that situation, I would've probably kicked down my bathroom door if no one were there or coming back soon. Doors are easy to kick down. OP was like "OMG I R STUK IM GONNA DIE BC MY ROOMATE WONT COME BACK FOR EIGHT HOURS!!!!! OK I NEED TO RATION ALL THE STUFF TO EAT IN HERE BEFORE I DIE!!!!! Total YDI for freaking out over a locked door....
melpo 0
LMAO- way to take me seriously, 211 - you're going to go far in this world. if I may be so bold, YDI for not seeing the humor in the situation. We all have had these moments in our life, or something like them; although I have to admit ten minutes seems excessive.
Keefster 0
195, I hope your trolling or being sarcastic. She wasn't in a jewish concentration camp or stuck in the woods or something like you make it seem, she was stuck in a bathroom. For what she thought would be 8 hours - which is completely survivable. Death all around her? Hunger? Lmao. Besides she had running water... Edit : So you were kidding. I fig'd.
RAUN 8
Look around while locked in the bathroom and all you see is ----- wait for it ----- the button that unlocks the door.
Showtime00 0
spaz
kateeeh 0
haha! lmao yr silly:ppp
sydneydallas 5
I wouldn't say silly. More like incredibly stupid.
TexanDanny 2
more like a retarded monkey on crack* fixed your post^
alyssasuro 1
lol, sucks for you. YDI, though
EveGoesRawr 0
Hahaha that's funny :D
hiiamsexy 0
whata fail you noob!! how do u nOt realize that!? that's the first thing I would check! dohh!!
GoodLookingGeese 10
I pity you! Try not to swallow your tongue..
Zmeilerr 22
You can't swallow your tongue????????!!!!!!
hedgerow 0
yeah you can. try it
dropdeadtrollin 0
#31 yes, you can.
MissErikaHart 0
I tried, I can't. so u can't. lol I'm jk I kno u can. if u have a seizure or something right?
so_unlucky89765 4
sure you can
thrAsHeRr9081 16
My uncle Tony can.
nocanhaz 4
I want to meet your uncle just to see him swallow his tongue is that weird?
Siji 0
It's pretty simple actually, all you have to do is detach it >:D
maccamcrbja 5
lmao! You fail. :) But s'all good.. we all have those kind of moments at some point in our lives 0:-)
justiinbieberrxd 0
150- AHAHAH yeah... LMAO
MLK12345 4
Niiiiiiice