Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
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Top comments
Ipeh 20
You're being an asshole to your asshole, OP. YDI.
feven 32
Again? How often does this need to happen for you to remember you live alone haha.
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Comments (39)
joeyl2008 29
Why wouldn't you change the roll when you finished it?
Rented_eyebrows 18
Ain't nobody got time for that :/
LowExpectations 30
Because OP thinks that the voices in his head are other people.
tigerisabelle 31
The thing is, you would've finished the roll and not replaced it, which makes you a dick, so yeah. YDI
pjsr 33
No problem-Give yourself a good spanking, then have make-up sex
krazy789 28
Kinky
Saikon1357 25
Cloning always is.
Ipeh 20
You're being an asshole to your asshole, OP. YDI.
cacheson 42
OP is a terrible roommate for themself.
FalloutScrolls 25
Your laziness almost matches mine. I'm too lazy to get angry in the first place. That requires energy.
feven 32
Again? How often does this need to happen for you to remember you live alone haha.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Well to be honest, for all we know OP could have had a roommate recently who moved out or something, or perhaps they moved out of somewhere more recently. We don't know the whole story
Sandsh8rk 36
You only have yourself to blame.
captainsmegma 12
That's why you have a shower curtain.
Misswildsides 22
What the ****
Aurora94 20
ew
MisterEx 28
But still!
lifes_rough23 8
well good thing you live by yourself, because no one gets to see you get up to receive the toilet paper.