Snitching
Today, I found out, and only after my stepdaughter told me, that my wife spent the whole weekend with another guy at the beach. FML
Today, I found out, and only after my stepdaughter told me, that my wife spent the whole weekend with another guy at the beach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
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Top comments
Vesi 30
OK here's the thing about step children: sometimes they will go to any lengths to break up new relationships in the hopes their parents get back together. Please hold your emotions and talk with your wife about it before immediately believing. If she told the truth, then do what is best for you .
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least your wife didn't waste money paying off your stepdaughter's blackmail. You gotta give her some credit for that.
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RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least your wife didn't waste money paying off your stepdaughter's blackmail. You gotta give her some credit for that.
Big_Tex23 3
Nope she just used my money to pay for her trip
Brightside86 31
You're going to feel so silly when you find they only went to the beach to buy you a jet ski for your birthday or something.
Vesi 30
OK here's the thing about step children: sometimes they will go to any lengths to break up new relationships in the hopes their parents get back together. Please hold your emotions and talk with your wife about it before immediately believing. If she told the truth, then do what is best for you .
Big_Tex23 3
She has been divorced over twenty years from first husband and her daughter is 27
cpguru24 18
Ouch. That is terrible. Tough bumpy road ahead. Good luck man keep your head up you'll get through this. It will seem like you wont but time will make it better. Work on getting through the minutes, then hours, then days, then weeks. small steps and you will be ok in the long run.