HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
gvmfvr
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fontenay-sous-bois, France
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
vkryss13
Tamuning, Guam
Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
littlemiss
Whitby, Canada
Affectionate, huh?
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Top comments
Stillo 25
That's not a very polite hamster she's got there
xJChristine 16
why would you insult a hamster? still not a good reason to hit you though
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Comments (124)
MdMan2 23
Hey, if the hamster's fat, then the hamster's fat. She needs to deal with it.
areid2000 13
How do you know what OP said about the hamster?
WOTAN1488 24
YDI. Hamsters>you.
confused_wandere 26
You got that right!
skye147 20
That hamster has feelings!!
ryannmichael 17
I call it the hamstool move
MattStro 23
Sounds justified.
Zebediabolical 45
Stool softener. Problem solved. You're free to insult the hammie all you want. You're welcome.
saffy66 34
You'd want to be hit with someone's soft stool instead?
kingnothing123x 11
That was a smashing experience I'm sorry I hope your okay
nattlecakes 19
I read this the other way around... I thought you insulted your sister and then she smashed your hamster with a stool. Glad it wasn't that way though.
Teyros 24
Are you guys related to the flintstones?
bxjxj 20
Stool like seat or stool like poop?