Weird, Awkward, Break-ups and Parents: I'm outta here

I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2022 4:36

I have news for you - You either belong with Mom or in your own place.

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1. How old are you? 2. What her mom is doing is considered abandonment, especially if she is underage.

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Chazzster 29

Wednesday 1 June 2022 4:36

I have news for you - You either belong with Mom or in your own place.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 June 2022 14:09

Now you are a hostage.

J_Free_Woods 28

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1. How old are you? 2. What her mom is doing is considered abandonment, especially if she is underage.

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