HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
gvmfvr
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fontenay-sous-bois, France
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
vkryss13
Tamuning, Guam
Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
littlemiss
Whitby, Canada
Affectionate, huh?
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Stillo 25
That's not a very polite hamster she's got there
xJChristine 16
why would you insult a hamster? still not a good reason to hit you though
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Comments (124)
CrosFyr 9
Was that her or the hamster that hit you with a stool
FragrantSalmon 12
Just another OP looking for sympathy... Sad world we live in.
skynyrd714 3
Shitty. Ha. Get it??
DizzyDreamer90 15
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" (Sorry, you mention hamster and insult in the same sentence and this is what pops in to my head)
deviousangel89 13
People are psychotic these days...
DoDaJulio 13
That's one strong ass hamster
pere 11
"Ain't nobody gonna insult Mr. Nibbles and get away with it!"
homiej31 4
That's Lina funny.
Hop6e 22
Give the hamster a time out
Ariana683 8
That's one scary hamster.