Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
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colton_colton 50
Say, "Here, you can use mine."
Emma1562 35
Maybe does she have a bladder infection or a weak bladder? That or she's just lazy
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Comments (43)
The_Majestique 18
Why would she even need a bucket? That's pretty illogical to me unless she can't walk very well. Good luck with that.
OSMC 10
lazy asshole grandmother. I have one, she hates me but the family loves her more than me. they flew her across the country for a three day vacation, and said that buying me a cheap bike is "too expensive" they all have cars, I have to walk several miles to school. they bought her a car and she hasnt hat a license for two years!
M3DO 24
Damn that's ****** up
rebeccabyram 15
Some oldies do this. It was called a chamber pot and they put it next to the bed
colton_colton 50
Say, "Here, you can use mine."
oiler 21
Shes probably mad because your husband just got back. Dont worry
Emma1562 35
Maybe does she have a bladder infection or a weak bladder? That or she's just lazy
soullyfe 33
Probably just lazy since I assume the OP included 'perfectly healthy' for a reason.
Jirekianu2 19
Likely a bad/lazy habit that carried over from being infirm. she probably had to recover from something and had a bed pan or something and now she's too lazy to get up and use the toilet.
youngmessi252525 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Without her you wouldn't be here, be grateful for your life and don't get caught up in the little old smelly things
SuperMew 22
I am sorry, but if someone was using my bedroom it is not going to be someone with a bladder problem.
meganhoffmann13 20
That would *piss* me off
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I'll show you the door.
Skycop_S 23
Error, Error, Horrible pun detected *explodes*
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well if she needs a bucket to piss in, you should suggest it's time for the rest home.
MagnusDeus 24
She doesn't sound perfectly healthy, mentally.
moocowmilk0 19
Thats... disgusting
BlackHawkSavior 28
Better in the bucket than on your bed
whysojealous 18
Dammit! I opened the fml hoping to comment this thinking I was being original...
Mr_Swazi 11
Save time, live longer - Grandma