Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Unknown number
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
No, just no
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
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swaggyswagswag 17
She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.
mellajella 14
Seriously, if you don't want to give up your number just say it. She didn't have to be a bitch.
tdawg91 17
Agreed! He seems to have dodged a bullet here and maybe even made a new friend
Rawrshi 25
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe OP was pressuring her and refusing to take "no" so the girl simply grabbed the first number she could think of to get OP to leave her alone. Honestly I'd do the same thing if a guy or girl just refuses to accept no or gets aggressive at the no (it happens and as OP claims it's the girl of their dreams it's possible they got tired of waiting). Of course she could have just been feeling bitchy and refused to say no in the first place so decided to be sneaky. No way to know without both sides of the story.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Well, she's done it more than once, so she either has a clingy/aggressive-guy magnet or she's just a bitch.
Rawrshi 25
Could be either. :P Or just really bad luck to get two guys like that (it never said that the number was new so they could have been weeks or months apart). Either way, it sucks for OP that she's bitchy or that they didn't present themselves properly.
incoherentrmblr 22
Idk what's worse, getting a fake number from someone or getting a real number and never hearing from them...
FluffyPandas156 13
On the bright side op found out it was a fake number. And a new friend.
cameosurgeon 16
Lots of girls do that because there are some weirdos who won't take no for an answer. Obviously not every guy does that, but just a few months ago there was a story on the news about a guy who stabbed a girl after she refused to give him her number. Sadly it's safer to lie.
LanceGoodthrust 19
Whose first text to someone is asking if it's actually them?
WOTAN1488 24
Clearly you're not missing out on much if she's THAT kind of girl.
IAmzephyr 22
yeah. if you ask me, OP should be happy he dodged that trainwreck
littlekellilee 45
If someone asks for your number after repeated no's, how do you refuse? I've told guys honestly that I have a boyfriend and they still press me. One was being so pushy that I ended up telling him I don't have a phone. It's not easy if a guy refuses to take no as an answer.
mete_orito 34
Is this just me or anybody else has asked himself/herself how this girl was able to give the other guy's number? she was at least texting to the other guy to be able to give his number to OP, right? in that way, it doesn't make sense that OP receives that answer after texting unless two scenarios: the number given was actually that girl's number but she was just teasing him, or actually she has a friend who is helping her doing that kind of prank. I go for the first option.
BurnedMyPride 3
Good chance to change dreams now. At least other dude knows how ya feel.
Sentaru 7
That sucks, but look at the bright side! You just made a friend via text, and you already have some common ground! Granted, that common ground is knowing a total bitch, but still, silver lining.
Wutdafuqq 24
Take comfort in the fact that she will probably end up with some abusive douchebag.
Cozy_Blanket 16
Uh not sure she deserves to be in an abusive relationship. Don't think anyone deserves that.
thatguynamedsky 32
ok I get she's a bitch but c'mon, getting beaten and emotionally torn up is kinda much
assassinbanana0 20
There is nothing comforting about that
username356 14
Hoping that she will be abused makes you more of an asshole than she was. Just saying... You should never wish that on anybody. Take it from someone who knows. Abuse is not fun, and nobody deserves it.
soulcrusher11 16
dumbass
Wutdafuqq 24
Ok, that was a little harsh. Let me rephrase it: "If she keeps being a bitch, she'll probably end up with an abusive douchebag."
_awwhellnaw_ 45
No-one deserves to be in an abusive relationship regardless. Whether or not she is a bitch doesn't mean she deserves that.
ihartmytdi 23
At least you and your new bro can board the feelsmobile together
howard007 18
Feel more
Crazyjohnb 23
She just wanted to jumpstart a friendship. There's nothing wrong with that.
_kyleG_ 34
It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius
jkmhawk 2
but....how?
swaftmasterj627 12
I don't really think that you could call that genius
Mauskau 36
But how did she get the last guy's number if she gave him the wrong number? Or did she take his number and not let him ring/text it first.
IAmzephyr 22
and not only that, but she gave the last guy the number of ANOTHER guy who gave her his number.
soulebelius 17
I think she has a trend of rotating numbers. each new guy gets the last guy's number.
sturschaedel 27
Connecting all the rejects - genius! They should all go out for beer together, they have the same taste for women and can talk about what a bitch she is.
jkmhawk 2
you're+16 and im -14 for saying the same thing. i don't get it. oh well.
haileyrows 26
I'm sorry op- no matter how much of a bitch she is, it still hurts to be played like that.
devildog562 33
The old fake number scheme , as old as telephones. You can do better . She didn't even have the decency to tell you she wasn't interested
Joshwarrior 39
I don't know if it is still going on, but the rejection hotline number like 6 years back was pretty funny lol even if you were on the receiving end it was hard not to smile.
abNormal62 23
You should have net for a beer and compared war stories You could have made a new friend. You like the same girls, who knows what else you would have in common