Miscellaneous: Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split...

By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2015 12:03

I can't help but think that there is a really simple solution to this issue...?

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Thursday 20 August 2015 12:02

Wow, that's impressive

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sarcasmine 19

Saturday 22 August 2015 2:24

At least your legs will be warm

drrobotnik1 18

Saturday 22 August 2015 3:35

gross.

DejoMasters 8

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:13

That's... That's possible?

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Thursday 27 August 2015 5:11

that's disgusting

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