Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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lysx84 24
I can't help but think that there is a really simple solution to this issue...?
sarah5745 41
Wow, that's impressive
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Comments (106)
CowTippingDwarfs 21
How is this not all you deserve it votes? If they just shaved the problem would be solved.
corky1992 33
Careful. I got called judgmental when I said the girl deserved it lol.
corky1992 33
I hate fmls like this one. No one is going to feel sorry for you being too damn lazy to shave your legs. If you let your legs get that bad I wonder how bad the rest of your hygiene is. Gross.
Devyn333 16
Having body hair is actually good hygiene. It keeps away bacteria. That's why we grow it... Shaving increases the chance of infection and rash.
Keiraquarium 12
36- Having hairy legs (or hairy anything really) doesn't necessarily make someone unhygienic. Mosy men don't shave their legs or pits... are they all gross?
9a_1z 12
The only time it wasn't hygienic was back in the days body lice were a real problem for people. At which time they often shaved their heads and wore wigs. Do you have long hair on your head? Ewww unhygienic.
corky1992 33
Just saying if she doesn't bother shaving her legs what else does she not bother doing? I don't feel sorry for her choosing to be nasty. Maybe instead of complaining she should do something about it. I don't have sympathy for lazy people.
9a_1z 12
She might have so many better things to do in her life that shaving her legs comes low on her list of priorities. I think you're being unnecessarily judgemental.
corky1992 33
I'm 8 months pregnant. It's not only hard but a pain in the ass to shave, but I still do it..
9a_1z 12
That's truly inspirational, but it's not bad to have different beauty standards.
Rawrshi 25
You don't have to shave though? By all means if that's what you want go for it, but no one forces you to shave so saying you're 8 months pregnant but still do so is irrelevant. You make that choice. OP chose not to and, regardless of the reason, there is nothing unhygienic or even lazy about it. You don't expect men to shave their legs (as obvious by your immediate jumping to OP being female rather than saying body hair is nasty in general when there is no indication of OP's gender) so why is it okay for them to have body hair but not okay for OP? There is nothing wrong with body hair and OP is free to rock it as it has no indication of their hygiene.
TDKopecki 16
Getting ready for no shave November?
Ichiya 29
I have taken this to the extreme. No shave November, don't shave December, just let it grow January, fuzzy face Febuary, mustache madness March, and ape man April to name a few months
Rawrshi 25
Maybe I'll Shave May... followed by Just Kidding June. :D
Reedenator 3
Just today?
ImTheAlpha 30
Leg hairs can get split ends? Learn something new every day.
8313girl 28
Lol what's a granola girl?
s0728 17
Ummm... Just shave it? I feel like the FML implies they haven't had a reason to shave in a long time, but I would still shave just because it feels nicer than having hairy legs.
toasterspoon 17
A hippie basically
Df1No 10
Then why not shave? you deserve it.
LadyLuck93 20
Make some braids.