SebastianCT
Tampa, United States
Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How?
Glasford, United States
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
wheelchairgirl
Denmark
Snap!
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Fuperman
Illange, France
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
Anonymous
Not cut out for this
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
nothingisreal69
Reserved
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
oww
United States
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
Anonymous
Seagull on wheels
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
HorrorByrd
Canada
Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML
birdsterrifyme
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Sikeston, United States
Face your fears!
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Olive14
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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willyjac 17
And that bird learned you can get hit by a bungee jumper while flying
Tonymac617 16
Better than the cord snapping isn't it?
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Tonymac617 16
Better than the cord snapping isn't it?
rileyrae0000 23
Now THAT is an FML I wouldn't want to see
chrisbeaudoin 26
You wouldn't see it, they'd probably be dead, ever wonder why nobody has weote any fml's that bad?
willyjac 17
And that bird learned you can get hit by a bungee jumper while flying
Sandsh8rk 36
Please don't tell me it was a Pelican. That wouldn't have ended well.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Achievement unlocked
Joseph24689 14
Fatality.
Yazoo77 16
Imagine being the bird, flying all peacefully, then suddenly BAM A HUMAN!
open_secrets 15
guess I'll take bungee jumping off my bucket list ?
Yazoo77 16
Why so? The case of being hit by a bird is like 1 in a million. That's like saying I should stop drinking water because I might choke :) DOOO IT AND HAVE FUN!
MSHippie 5
I'm pretty sure it was a joke...
nimerahm 6
poor bird. Did it survive?
koganti 18
I feel so sorry for that bird..
illusionay 10
On the bright side, at least it makes a good story for you to tell in the future
patts_ 23
"Today, I was flying to go feed my kids who are too you to fly and I bumped into a human and dropper the food I had. I didn't realize that I had to be careful of humans in the sky too. FML"
askullnamedbilly 33
Proofreading is your friend, #11.
dabaerju 23
#11's FML deserves a place in the "Best of the Worst" FMLs.
patts_ 23
Whoopsie! Still getting use to my phone
Lalala579121 28
Too me to fly? What are you saying I can't fly?! How rude, you don't know me.