Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Top comments
lysx84 24
I can't help but think that there is a really simple solution to this issue...?
sarah5745 41
Wow, that's impressive
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sarah5745 41
Wow, that's impressive
wantmeasandwich 26
Yes, it is. OP's laziness, that is.
lagreeni 16
It helps if you try to reduce how often you straighten your leg hair to no more than once a week
danceinconverse 25
Meh, if you don't have a reason to shave it's not really laziness. Just practicality.
lukeDAduke157 11
Indeed it is.
Kingsz 7
No it's disgusting.
wantmeasandwich 26
Well, 58, if OP had a good reason not to shave, it would trump the unfavourable outcome i.e. split ends, and there would be no FML. But since there is one, and since the solution is fairly simple, I'm going to have to say it's laziness.
ohmissjane 24
Could you plait them too?
lysx84 24
I can't help but think that there is a really simple solution to this issue...?
JustinJK 21
To shave.
JustinJK 21
That is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
BlueXephos 10
The splits and ends of outrageous fortune
Flint_Monroe 9
Best comment chain ever XD
Ichiya 29
Or to take arms against a sea of hairs, and by a shaving end them.
9a_1z 12
... to shave, to wax To wax, perchance to scream
I_Like_Dogs 28
Draw a face on your foot and brush your leg so Sophie can have a fabulous hair. Obviously.
NonoMeow 18
#59 I'm not even mad. That was hilarious.
kellyem2 20
We know what we are, but know not what our legs may be.
lovelockdown23 23
LOL THIS THREAD IS LIFE!!
PePziNL 20
This is why I love the FML community.
Saddariam 5
amazing..
Nail7777 16
Dye them pink and go clubbing (•-•)b
masoko_fml 21
Why don't you just shave your legs if it's really bothering you?
JustinJK 21
Angry feminists: SUCCUMBING TO SHAVING IS GIVING MEN POWER. SHAVING IS AN EVIL INVENTION BY MEN TO CONTROL WOMEN. IF MEN DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE WHY DO WE. STOP GIVING MEN AND EVIL MAN LED CORPORATIONS MONEY!
Rkikkas9713 25
Okay that was hilarious, albeit rude.
_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
Truuu
askullnamedbilly 33
It's not an FML because there's no solution, it's an FML because she realized she's let it get that far.
Feklfekl2222 32
I get the impression not only is it an FML that she's left it that long, but also because it's been that long since she's had something that's inspired her to shave
9a_1z 12
As an angry feminist I have a dilemma, the man in my life actually loves body hair. When I'm too lazy to shave I'm pandering to his wants and betraying the sisterhood :(
littlekellilee 45
As a non feminist, I have no dilemma. When I shave, I feel pretty and my sheets against my legs feel amazing. My cat also prefers it. I have no idea what my boyfriend prefers because I never go longer than a week without shaving. Life is simple.
danceinconverse 25
I think the real idea of feminism concerning shaved legs is that you're free to do whatever the **** you want with your body hair, so you betray nothing and no one by letting it grow.
MegamiKaosu 28
I cannot go 3 days with out shaving, once stubble comes back I freak out. It's uncomfortable, itchy and some times it hurts if I let it get to long. Boyfriend/girlfriend or not I'm shaving for my own preference.
randomcritic 14
As a feminist I shave every 2 days because the hair gets prickly. I hate the prickly feeling because it reminds me of the crawling sensations I get while thinking of insects. Why aren't you a feminist? I simply think that all genders should be viewed equally--leg shaving has nothing to do with feminism to me. I practice feminism by supporting women and treating men, women and other people fairly, independently from gender identity.
9a_1z 12
Did you realise I was joking, miss non-feminist? I also do whatever I want with my hair, my opinions on equality don't have much to do with it.
littlekellilee 45
When I think of what I want as an identity, I aim to be an academic, a businesswoman, a fighter, and a happy person of many loves and interests. I have very bad health problems, and I spend enough time fighting for my life, my future, and my happiness. I already am equal to my male peers, though not through me actively trying to be.I'll let others fight the good fight. Also, 67, I was kidding as well hun. Just a good joke setup :)
Fern_Gully 20
Time for a trim.
AndyPurdy 31
Wtf...
prettygurl89 16
That's damn impressive
xx000o 27
If you are a guy that's not a bad thing.