Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
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Top comments
Roseicat 16
Double FYL.
maskedman 9
Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.
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Comments (117)
relyo 0
So, you're single now? Giggity.
stealthpanda 1
hahaha nice
bhangu023 0
i knw it can be hard knw, but dnt worry ull get over it
DGross 8
well that blows...
tomahawkinyouall 0
awwwww rub ur rashy face all over him while he's sleeping
tomahawkinyouall 0
I totally just saw a Kleenex commercial
mfmylifesrsly 30
hey OP I don't think it's from the tissue that's happend to me when guys broke up with me, I think just the excessive wiping makes it seem like a rash, cause when I've blown my nose other times when sick or just wipe away a few tears I don't get one
ReyEr9412 0
@13 pun intended?
kwdiver803 0
lulz
madmanonfire16 0
that's shitty the rash is like a slap in the face
Monikabug 9
@39, that is what I was thinking. If you blow your nose and wipe your face excessively, it came make your skin raw and itchy. But, it could also be that the tissues had lotion in them, which is definitely not good for your eyes! Sorry about the boyfriend, OP, but I am even more sorry that you had that reaction from your tissues! Give it a few days and the swelling will definitely go down! But for now? FYL.
DGross 8
@40 yup.. I excel in bad puns
tehamericanboy94 0
Number 1 wins..
InCaged_Insanity 0
Alllrighhttt
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL at 65's questioning if I'm hott haha
sicpupyz122 0
#1win!
sicpupyz122 0
nice
xxrogerthatxx 19
man shut dis shxt up, hell y'all feelin sorry for op? don't cry ova no nigga
Odiny147 0
she found out that she was allergic
akstyle8615 0
your hot
gomego87 0
YDI for crying and not realizing the other fishes in the sea.
hhaalleeyy95 0
Sorry but this seems unrealistic.
ajh557 22
I can see why he broke up with her considering she blames the break up for the rash and not the fact that she was crying
noobgang7 5
lol pizza face
Roseicat 16
Double FYL.
DenisTheMenace 13
I'm sorry 3: ..mudkipz?? :D
killabeast1 0
that's so not funny assholes
aaron084 0
This post maybe the only FML post that i've read where I can honestly say that sucks. that's like a double whammy. I'm sure things will get better for you.
PsychoMerk 0
oh my god!!!!! xD rofl ;p
aeliz 0
This is absolutely horrible! FYL :(
maskedman 9
Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.
sierralem 3
I so lol'd at this!
geordieboysgirl 0
Sorry sweetie, that's horrible. It probably doesn't seem like it, but things will get better.