Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
iteenlovequotes 19
this made my day haha
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe it's a drive through Elvis wedding Groupon!
kooochris1995 14
No 47, the sun made the day.
yahoowizard 16
Nope, nope, not yet. There has to be a sale on that too first
br0ccoli 15
"hey, hun, can you give me a quarter?" *turn, turn, turn...goes on one knee* "baby, you know I love you..."
longtimesunshine 4
saving money < love
ant1078 7
Blame the economy :p
anencephalic 14
Don't you mean "saving money > love" (based on OP's fiancé's opinion, that is)?
lilrocker90 10
You mean love is more important than saving money right?
mattorama 15
Brilliant. Much better to marry a guy who goes into debt for years paying for a wedding, right?
Matty1188 6
84- It is possible to have a small wedding with just close family. The OP was upset by the reason, not the price.
ChloeG_fml 9
Well at least he proposed!
crzysk8r 0
And he's getting a good price on it. Win win.
MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
2oc 5
This isn't ^
spekledworf 18
The Hangoverrrrrrrr!
Gamaryn 0
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.
marinus_fml 20
Seems legit.
236schertzi 1
Hey! I got that groupon too!
StopDropNRoll 11
In this economy you got save money! Congrats btw!
felipe87 2
Could have just switched to geico
Boston_4_Life 3
It's a win win situation :D
pokefan813 16
Just as long as no one uses the slots!
Principessa101 20
"She said yes! Now where is that coupon?" And Congratulations!
coffee_man900 16
Umm, so this is a bad thing? Did you say no?