Anonymous
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Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Anon
Singapore
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
alisaav
Thailand
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
Addicted2FML303
United States
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
goo
Louisville, United States
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
littlegirl
Canada
Cool moves
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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RichardPencil 32
No problem. Just clean up and keep making out. I'm a guy. That's how we think.
voltroz 18
Since it's already so messy, go ahead and get more ranchy. I'm a guy too. That's what we think
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
No problem. Just clean up and keep making out. I'm a guy. That's how we think.
voltroz 18
Since it's already so messy, go ahead and get more ranchy. I'm a guy too. That's what we think
TruthSoothsayer 3
if you have HIV now is the time to tell him; otherwise who gives a crap, mop it up and get it on.
J1523 9
laugh it off, clean up and continue? Or was everything ruined?