Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
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Top comments
Roseicat 16
Double FYL.
maskedman 9
Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.
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Comments (117)
Monikabug 9
DGross, you have officially become a favorite. Thanks for sticking up for the girls. And btw ThuhBoss? You definitely were NOT joking until a bunch of people got onto you for your trolling comments. Haley, Snick, and I could honesty care less about what you have to say about out looks. So better luck next time! Grow up, fella.
Freeze_fml 17
Why does this always happen when snickers leaves a comment?
ThuhBoss 0
'I'm honestly just being myself.' Pussy.
Monikabug 9
Snick, the new picture is fabulous. :) @ThuhBoss, stop hating, you had your moment, troll on somewhere else. kaythanksbaiii. ;D
ThuhBoss 0
I'll see you at the next FML!
stewpididiot 11
I think it's time for you to go lesbian for a while. find some butch ass dyke to straighten your ass out, or, just kick your boyfriends nuts up around his ears and see just how empowering that can be.
mexicantumblewee 0
everyone relax. take a hit off my doobie. lean back and enjoy the high.
ThuhBoss 0
Mmmm, weed.<3
ColdGold 6
Give it time. Physical reactions like that are normal.
RufusCade 7
No man is worth a rash...