Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
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Top comments
Roseicat 16
Double FYL.
maskedman 9
Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.
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Comments (117)
twilight_0118 0
haha thanx RRC:)
reckoner42 0
blah that sucks.
rawrineedcandy 0
hey this was posted on my birthday
cole2424 0
sounds like you are familiar with break ups
onorexveritas 24
dude when my boyfriend wanted to leave cause of age difference, I broke out in hives and then he realized how stupid that was and came back... I still had them for 2 months
Simbaby 23
I'm so sorry I've been in a situation where's I've bawled my eyes out , because of a guy . I haven't had my face broke out , but I know the pain of losing someone ! Once again I'm so sorry .
KenB99 15
sure, blame yur mistakes on your ex
royr7395 30
Well, there you go. You're allergic to his bullshit