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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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I Guess You Just Don't Know How To Spice Up You Sex Life.. Sad You Are My Friend.. F H L..

I mean, if you wanna take the fun out of everything. At least 1 side has fun.

Under what circumstances would you need to ask that?

Ya'll must be having a hell of a lot of fun. This can't be an FML

Is she a vampire -.-

Sounds TOTALLY awesome!

diidiimi 10

I dunno that yls.... You've got an adventurous girlfriend. At least she's not completely 'starfish' or something! Cherish her.

Redhellmice01 0

But if one day she came to you in the cape and nothing else? As if that isnt old school sexy!

You should be happy OP, some guys get stuck with ******* a girl like she's a dead horse.

oops_im_fucked 8

What!? Why?!? Capes are sexy...