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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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I'd wear a cape. Bring it on.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

What kind of kinky sex is she into?

I wonder if Superman's girlfriend has to tell him that.

Capes are sexy. :D

Everyone loves every1luvsboners.

Kelley123 5

My question is what did you do with a cape before?

Your loss, I suppose.

Just flip the cape over her head and donkey punch her. she will learn a lesson or you get a new move. its a win win.