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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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She's not a superhero unless she wears her underwear on the outside.

eminemchick 19

its ok bro:)

notverysuperdean 9

I luv cosplay girls ;)

Semper Fi brother

Bayfreshshorty 0

LOL, you're such a party pooper!

Are you joking the cape is the best part but to be brutally honest I prefer a duck costume made entirely out of latex and gorrila hair

Buttsexpirate 9

"well ok, but can I still bring the lasso of foreplay, and the fist of pleasure, or the mask of ecstasy?"

Sounds like she's super horny for you.

She sounds sexy(;