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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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XxgreymoonxX 8
interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:
cBlackout 13
It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?
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VenuzzRenee 4
Please elaborate?
perdix 31
I think the OP is referring to his foreskin. His "cape" retracts when he's fully erect, so she can't play with it during sex.
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
kinky.
atlanta_lex 0
...who was she trying to be??
ndhin831 2
maybe if she didn't always have to sleep in the wet spot she wouldn't want to wear a cape
Bane901 2
Dude, that sounds like an amazing women you have there.
venom8 13
Her name isn't Edna, by chance?
Shawn_Tizzle20 4
Haha she was denied ultra-sex!!!
destonerock 0
If I got a nickel every time I heard that. I'd be rich..
cufaoil 11
you sir, are a cold, heartless, jerk.... no cape indeed... what is this world coming to? your gf is EPIC more cowbell?