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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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uhh, interesting ;/

I thought that was where u wipe the jizzle after the shizzle..

lucky, at least she's interesting to wear capes!

hibbyskid80 0

i dont see how stupid fmls like this get posted but mine doesnt

so you don't like little role playing

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Imagine if she was like Flash and she was giving op a *******...

i would never turn down a cape :)

She be like: " SUPER PUSSY"!!! OP Says he'll take that soup !!

You should be thankful you have a girlfriend who ***** you, and even more thankful that she's a kinky ************ :D

mother ******* is one of those "optional extra" traits that can be so difficult to find an a girlfriend nowadays

damned choppy connection, not even a chance to correct my spelling mistake